Review: Miura & the Road to the Multiverse

Title: Review: Miura & the Road to the Multiverse
Date: Jan 7, 2024
Phone: 347-468-6868
City: NEW YORK
State: NY
Location: Midtown
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 400
Nationality: Japanese
Age Estimate: 20s
Physical Description: long black hair like someone else, slim body like someone else, very pretty like someone else, bush unlike someone else

Recommendation: Yes

Thank you for the review, but fuck you for reminding me that Mia's gone.

You're growing on me, OP. Nice one!

Edit: Happy 1 year joinneversary!

Fascinating. You may be on to something. Miura is an anagram for Ur-Mia after all.

Though chronologically I suppose you're saying Mia was the Ur-Miura.

She may not of had a bush BUT can we really just move on with only that blanket statement ? Was she fully and smoothly shaved? Any stubble ? Landing strip ?

Miura has a bush, not wild and out of control but also not really trimmed either. It was the equivalent to my hair when I’m at week 2.5 and deciding if I can wait until the 3 week mark to get a fade.

Ok .. but had I not interrogated you these facts would not had seen the light of day. You said no bush. Now I know for sure I'd never see her.
I missed my calling , should have been a prosecutor .

Mia is gone. From what she told me she will never work this job again. I believe her.

I think Miura is very pretty big didn't think she looked like Mia.

When I saw her the bush looked like someone went over it with a #4 clipper

But the public description says "bush." It's Mia who didn't have one.

This whole review is just too confusing. WTF .. just give the facts of your session without weaving some story that you think may be entertaining or should I say for your entertainment. lol

I thought it was completely clear who is bushful and who was bushless.

In other words, this was both informative AND entertaining.

Of coarse you did. I mean you are the master of writing long drawn out editorials otherwise known as reviews. Are they entertaining ?
That's in the eye of the beholder.

Wait, so now we have to write reviews only in the style that Nutopia wants everyone to write in?

Feel free to write in any style your heart desires. I'l feel feel to comment on if I think it's entertaining , to the point or a miss mash of unneeded verbiage.

I feel feel you, bro.

Thanks for your 9 reviews and 1365 posts.

Saw Miura and miss Mia. I did not see the resemblance except for perhaps their service. They are both very nice and aim to please.

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You're welcome bro. And next time you write one and want to convey to the point, concise and juicy detail do feel further free to read all 9!

I did not understand a word you just said.

OK, Marcia Clark, no denying you're free to make any comments you like. Likewise others in turn should feel free to tell the original poster to ignore this critique, because this is a well above average, informative and easy to read review. And while I did not literally laugh out loud as I read it, I chuckled silently to myself at the thought that Mia would be reincarnated as Miura. So I would urge Elf98 to continue to cultivate his distinct voice.

Now, your critique of MY reviews is fair. I don't write those to inform or entertain any of you. Any information or entertainment that falls upon the readers who dare to plow through the whole thing is purely collateral damage. And they're undeniably long. (That said, how did I do with Gina? That was short for me. BTW, Gina is clean as a whistle in your area of interest). But I don't think it's fair to project my motivations on to Elf98.

THIS review is not at all long. There's a TLDR summary right at the front for any busy executives who need a short summary. The rest, which is at most medium length, expounds on the thought that she is a Mia type. It's also pretty well-organized and well formatted for easy reading in going through the various facets he feels she reminds him of Mia. And again, crystal clear who had the bush. Her being a Mia type is highly pertinent and highly valuable intel. (Assuming it's true). Most of the time a review that says "she's cute, she has a nice body, and I did x, y, z, then x again, and she loved my 7 inch dick" is essentially useless. Comps like this to other known providers are highly useful.

That said, you do seem laser-focused on the precise shape, volume and texture of her pubic hair. Which, you must realize, is a pretty detailed ask. And not something I see in great detail in any reviews. Usually it's binary: bald or not bald. (I suppose I did a little bit of that with Dolly, who coincidentally, is a bit of a Mia type). While, sure, for many of you that detail is important, and you are free to ask for that additional intel in the comments, it is not objectively any more relevant to many readers in helping us to get a feel for what the Miura experience might be like as compared to "she's a Mia type....but Japanese and with a bush". I would argue less relevant, as the bush situation could change any minute, while her face and the core "feel" is unlikely to change much.

Here's the thing a bunch of dudes fail to understand when they complain about reviews that don't break things down AutomaticSlim style. Slim's style is fine - because IT'S HIS STYLE!!!!! He has a distinctive voice. If everyone wrote like that, then I wouldn't have any sense of who is who, and as we all know, only like 20% of reviewers are worth paying attention to. It sure helps me remember which dudes I agree with and which dudes have vastly different tastes, which dudes are clear imbeciles, and which are obvious shills, if I have some feel for their handles. So in this case, if I go see Miura, and she's nothing like Mia, I'm going to remember that, and say to myself, that Elf98 may need to be taken with a grain or shaker of salt. If I go and think - actually, yeah, she's kind of a Mia type, then going forward I'm gonna pay closer attention to his reviews. This is CRITICAL intelligence. Arguably as critical as intel on any single girl.