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Review: 98-11 Astoria Blvd

HardT

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#22
This one is cute but just to look at. She’s all about taking your $ first and not caring about providing service you paid for

She’ll pull ‘no understand’ card and play shy when you tell her something

Definitely a NO go

Btw, she’s indian/ecuadorian mix
People will still see her for being cute and exotic.
Freak that I want to release I can look at pretty women for free on a porn site.
 

RickeyRomance

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#26
I thought someone reviewed this place and said it was an old grandma that answered the door and was giving the massages?
Yeah, that with me. I’ve actually gotten back to the place and the grandma wasn’t there but this Asian chick with a serious yuck mouth and stink breath was there. I have no idea what these guys are talking about Latin and Indian providers.
 

Levin79

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#28
Tried the Indian provider there a few weeks back. She was the worst. She kept her headphones on and kept texting..gave a half ass massage then on the flip CBJ with way too much teeth. Then we got to it and she kept stopping to change the condom. She's cute but a I'd rather get a root canal then go back.
LMAO
 

Alz56

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Tried the Indian provider there a few weeks back. She was the worst. She kept her headphones on and kept texting..gave a half ass massage then on the flip CBJ with way too much teeth. Then we got to it and she kept stopping to change the condom. She's cute but a I'd rather get a root canal then go back.
On point!
She doesn’t care or even try to provide ok service...
 

bxboy

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#35
The thing is girls like this get away with it. Lily at Starlight Spa is the same way. Minimal service/contact. And if you complain it won't matter. You won't be getting your money back. Then the next sucker comes in and the same thing happens. Very few places will fire a girl because of customer complaints, unfortunately.
 

RickeyRomance

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The thing is girls like this get away with it. Lily at Starlight Spa is the same way. Minimal service/contact. And if you complain it won't matter. You won't be getting your money back. Then the next sucker comes in and the same thing happens. Very few places will fire a girl because of customer complaints, unfortunately.
How crazy is that? Imagine if you were a private contractor and you show up to someone’s house to do a job and you tell them that since you don’t know them, you’re only going to put out 50% effort but you expect 100% of the payment. Also, when you get to know them a little better, you’ll eventually give them 100% effort for 100% work. That wouldn’t fly at all.
 

Levin79

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How crazy is that? Imagine if you were a private contractor and you show up to someone’s house to do a job and you tell them that since you don’t know them, you’re only going to put out 50% effort but you expect 100% of the payment. Also, when you get to know them a little better, you’ll eventually give them 100% effort for 100% work. That wouldn’t fly at all.
Many providers forget this isn’t dating a good looking or hard body dude it’s either sucking or fucking for money.A great looking woman of any nationality can set her menu and be selective a middle aged provider has to engage with men not attractive to her or she’ll be out of business.
 

Levin79

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How crazy is that? Imagine if you were a private contractor and you show up to someone’s house to do a job and you tell them that since you don’t know them, you’re only going to put out 50% effort but you expect 100% of the payment. Also, when you get to know them a little better, you’ll eventually give them 100% effort for 100% work. That wouldn’t fly at all.
Mongers can buy once and never return as providers with all the competition nowadays need repeat business to survive.
 

RickeyRomance

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#39
Many providers forget this isn’t dating a good looking or hard body dude it’s either sucking or fucking for money.A great looking woman of any nationality can set her menu and be selective a middle aged provider has to engage with men not attractive to her or she’ll be out of business.
Exactly. 99% of young, hardbody, good looking guys aren’t wasting their time in some basement storefront in Flushing Queens with a 50-year-old woman. They’re getting it for free from cute, young women at a bar. Her typical clientele are going to be middle-aged married guys and working guys so she should get over it. If it turns you off so much, go clean houses for a living but this is the job.
 

Levin79

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Exactly. 99% of young, hardbody, good looking guys aren’t wasting their time in some basement storefront in Flushing Queens with a 50-year-old woman. They’re getting it for free from cute, young women at a bar. Her typical clientele are going to be middle-aged married guys and working guys so she should get over it. If it turns you off so much, go clean houses for a living but this is the job.
With all the Latin women out there a middle aged amp can’t be picky.As more illegals ( all nationalities)enter Queens the competition for a mongers dollar will only increase and bad service won’t be tolerated.
 
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