During this times of uncertainty it is necessary that a man have somewhere to go to release the stress caused by the coronavirus and his old lady not satisfying his needs. A friend of mine went in his kitchen for a beer then the old lady came in and started bitching. So he went out for some milk even though he had to old sagging Jugs at home. What a relief and enjoyment it was to get some Wang Dang Sweet Poontang the cure for the coronavirus. President Trump left out of the stimulus package 100 free massages and a roll of bounty paper towels in case you want to take matters into your own hands. He would also pay you $1,000 to let Nancy the old hag Pelosi give you a rub and tug. Just a little coronavirus humor. To get you through these hard and celibate times. A massage a day we'll keep the coronavirus away. Be safe everybody