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Just wondering, what things have you overheard other mongers say while you receive your service?

RickeyRomance

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Once about two years ago at this small place in Queens one Saturday night, I'm in one room getting pretty good service and I can hear a guy next door BEGGING to finish on his girl's face. I don't hear her because she had the good sense to be quiet (or she didn't speak English well enough) but he's saying, in a full voice, 'your face...your face....please, let me *** on you face....your face....me ***....your face...please, baby.'

I mean, for like five minutes. To the point where my girl looked up and we broke character and shared a laugh. I did not finish on my girl's face, though.
 
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AutomaticSlim said:
Hahaha!
There was a guy at the old GC who always used to go on Saturdays at the same time I did.
At least he always seemed to be there when I was there.
And they would often have him in the next room over from me.
He would tell whichever girl he was seeing his entire life story.
The place had thin walls and he was a loud talker.
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There's a saying, "prostitutes are cheaper than seeing a shrink". This guy knew that all too well.
 
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Was with a young latina provider and I hear "PLEAAAAASE" next door. Me and her look at each other like wtf and listen carefully. The dude yells "cmon, just do it" and provider yells that she doesn't do that kind of stuff. She exclaims its disgusting. I'm thinking he wants anal or raw.
Further in, he says it has to be her and begs to at least use two. Two would be good enough for him. Girl fights back and yells she isn't touching him. He bargains down to one but the biggest one. She kicks him out and he leaves yelling at her. Later the girl tells MMS he wanted to be fingered and she isn't digging into some stranger's taint.
 
RickeyRomance

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DunkinDonuts said:
Was with a young latina provider and I hear "PLEAAAAASE" next door. Me and her look at each other like wtf and listen carefully. The dude yells "cmon, just do it" and provider yells that she doesn't do that kind of stuff. She exclaims its disgusting. I'm thinking he wants anal or raw.
Further in, he says it has to be her and begs to at least use two. Two would be good enough for him. Girl fights back and yells she isn't touching him. He bargains down to one but the biggest one. She kicks him out and he leaves yelling at her. Later the girl tells MMS he wanted to be fingered and she isn't digging into some stranger's taint.
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Ewwwwww. hahaha.
 
RickeyRomance

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DunkinDonuts said:
Was with a young latina provider and I hear "PLEAAAAASE" next door. Me and her look at each other like wtf and listen carefully. The dude yells "cmon, just do it" and provider yells that she doesn't do that kind of stuff. She exclaims its disgusting. I'm thinking he wants anal or raw.
Further in, he says it has to be her and begs to at least use two. Two would be good enough for him. Girl fights back and yells she isn't touching him. He bargains down to one but the biggest one. She kicks him out and he leaves yelling at her. Later the girl tells MMS he wanted to be fingered and she isn't digging into some stranger's taint.
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Whoa...wait a minute..............did you say 'young Latina provider'? My man. Care to share?

Don't get me wrong. As much as I love giving money to someone's Chinese auntie every time, I'd love to practice my Spanish with a cute panochita.
 
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Tokyokid said:
Once I heard a guy who kept apologizing. He kept saying I'm so sorry. I heard the door open and the girl was yelling at the mamasan in her language. They kept going in and out of his room. My attendant was laughing but she wouldn't tell me what was going on. I always wondered what the hell he was apologizing for must have been really bad.
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I bet he shitted on the table and the girl freaked out.
 
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RickeyRomance said:
Whoa...wait a minute..............did you say 'young Latina provider'? My man. Care to share?

Don't get me wrong. As much as I love giving money to someone's Chinese auntie every time, I'd love to practice my Spanish with a cute panochita.
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This was over a year ago. Spa closed down and the girl probably moved on. She was from DR and was planning on moving back or going to college after working for a short time. Never kept in touch. Sorry mate.
 
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Last month, I was at AW and I overheard a customer ask Sara, “May I please have your phone number?”

He seemed to have a British accent so cheers mate. lol.
 
RickeyRomance

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DunkinDonuts said:
This was over a year ago. Spa closed down and the girl probably moved on. She was from DR and was planning on moving back or going to college after working for a short time. Never kept in touch. Sorry mate.
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It's all good, bro. Because of COVID, my go-to Latina place up in Connecticut has been shut down since March. They were all Dominicans there as well. Varying degrees of plastic surgery but every once in a while, you'd get one in her mid-20s with her original face and body.
 
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RickeyRomance said:
It's all good, bro. Because of COVID, my go-to Latina place up in Connecticut has been shut down since March. They were all Dominicans there as well. Varying degrees of plastic surgery but every once in a while, you'd get one in her mid-20s with her original face and body.
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mind sharing where that goto place was in connecticut? you can dm - thanks
 
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Was at my semi legit spa last week and a loud talker was in the other room. Dude fucking narrated his entire (legit) session "Go harder. Ow!! too hard too hard. That hurts. Can you go deeper?" And I have to use every ounce of self to not tell him to STFU over the wall.
 
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I was @ CT "spa" and heard every word & sound coming from the booths on both sides of mine. Man, those guys were really enjoying their providers, while i was receiving a torturous sandpaper-esque massage from an unattractive GIDWF. I walked out after "the flip".
 
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Not quite what was asked, but I was in an all chinese spot and the masseuse kept talking about me marrying her (for green card) and how she would be a great wife, housekeeper and I would get paid. It was very uncomfortable so I kept dodging the conversation. But, it kept going on and on. When I finally got out of there an older guy stopped me and said that it was a bad idea and I shouldn't do it. Was very awkward. Maybe that old guy is one of you here who overheard.
 
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