To make a short story long. Before I met Gloria, I spent most of my time with one person. Built similar to G, minus that great ass. She used to send me pics. One time, one of my colleagues saw the pic and made a comment about me robbing the cradle. I was 60 at the time. So I did a bit of an experiment. I showed the pic to 10 of my friends and asked them to guess her age. Guesstimates ranged from 26 to 35. It was a selfie, not photo shopped or airbrushed. She was 53 at a time. I had under estimated her age by over 10 years when I met her.