1. I was in HK, and they have a lot of girls working. So I once made an appointment, went to the wrong building, turns out the wrong apartment is also a working girl. I asked wrong girl are you "soanso" she said yes! I texted the my appointment she said thats not me. I tried to leave fake old girl tries to lock me in. The whole time she's speaking English to me and trying Cantonese (which I pretend to not know) finally after 5 minutes of her haggling how much it costs for her to let me leave. She realizes I am not paying her anything. I threatened to break the door if she doesn't open it. She let's me leave.
Story 2. I was in my way to see Meko, and this guy walking 3 little dogs comes up some stairs in front of me. I stop to tie my shoes.
He asks are you here to see the girls down the hall? I said I don't know what your talking about. He proceeds to ask how to book I feign ignorance and walk down the hall past Meko door. I double back a few minutes later and go in.
3. Recently saw a girl who cut one while I was in mish. I was in a kneeling position so I caught all of it at first whiff. So I instead leaned forward and planted my head near her hair. To avoid the smell. She thought I was being overly passionate or the flatulence relieve pressure, either way she moaned loudly. I was fighting between laughing, and being grossed out. I finished and she made a run for the bathroom saying. "I need to clean up" mind you I am the one wearing the bag and needs to clean. I let her go first of course cause I knew her real reason. She tried to play it off.
Those are ones that came to mind recently. I have/had others.
Story 2. I was in my way to see Meko, and this guy walking 3 little dogs comes up some stairs in front of me. I stop to tie my shoes.
He asks are you here to see the girls down the hall? I said I don't know what your talking about. He proceeds to ask how to book I feign ignorance and walk down the hall past Meko door. I double back a few minutes later and go in.
3. Recently saw a girl who cut one while I was in mish. I was in a kneeling position so I caught all of it at first whiff. So I instead leaned forward and planted my head near her hair. To avoid the smell. She thought I was being overly passionate or the flatulence relieve pressure, either way she moaned loudly. I was fighting between laughing, and being grossed out. I finished and she made a run for the bathroom saying. "I need to clean up" mind you I am the one wearing the bag and needs to clean. I let her go first of course cause I knew her real reason. She tried to play it off.
Those are ones that came to mind recently. I have/had others.