One last thing on this and then we'll drop it.
I respect what you're trying to say here, so none of the following is meant to be combative. And of course I wholeheartedly agree that she is human. Kinda one of my points, actually.
I didn't mean to imply that literally ALL her bad reviews were the result of bad hygiene or bad behavior - though I do think that plays a role in a good number of them. I said MINIMIZE the chances of a dud, not eliminate. But I still find it funny that this
@janogaam character actually "implemented" my instructions and apparently got a much better 2nd session. Which implies he didn't go with common sense guidelines in the first place - in his own view! Too bad that guy never followed up and actually wrote that 2nd review.
I will ask you to indulge my overselling, in light of the very fact that she IS one of my two favorites ever out of hundreds of girls. We're all entitled to go overboard here and there. I admit, it is sorta weird that I should feel compelled to "defend her honor", considering what's she doing with that honor. It's a weird endeavor we all have going on here. Really, I should be happy when she gets a bad review for indifferent service. (And truthfully, a big part of me IS happy! I want her to give bad service to everyone but me). Unfortunately for me, I will still strongly assert it's not literally a 50/50 proposition. Probably KG Kora is 50/50. The numbers to me suggest that G's ratio is as good as anyone who gets over, say, 20 reviews. Perhaps there are exceptions but are you aware of ANY provider who gets unanimous rave reviews? Seems to me I've seen meh reports on all the superstars. Maybe G's bad reviews sound more outraged due to her premium and therefore stand out in your mind.
I think the way to think of is perhaps the premium doesn't get you a more ironclad guarantee. It gets you normal (normal?) human odds. What the premium gets you is a significantly higher upside over the non-premium girls in the (more likely than not) event that things go well.
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Enough of all that.
More importantly....is nobody going to mention the Ratatouille? Come on people! That was fucking divinely inspired comedy genius. (It's funny.....because it's true. Ultimate comfort food). Sometimes I don't know why I even bother. The humor has been sucked out of this board. Do I even have an audience anymore?
No worries. As
@Lancerx astutely observed, I essentially write for myself.