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Recent content by CaptainApplesauce

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    Review: Hawaii Spa Crystal New Latina

    When they open a new place.
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    Review: Hawaii Spa Crystal New Latina

    They’ll call it Peru
  3. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: T&S for some T&A

    Title: Review: T&S for some T&A Date: Jan 13, 2024 Phone: (201) 405-1770 City: Oakland State: NJ Location: Business Complex with multi levels. Enter on 2nd level House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70plus50 Nationality: Chinese Age Estimate: 55ish Physical Description: Resting bitch face at...
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    Review: New PR spa

    I just went there and mama Saan said to come over. She then said to wait for 40 minutes so I cruised. Young girl from Taiwan answers door. Cute, short and b cups in a dr’s coat. They need to get their shit together.
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    Review: Pine Therapy

    Title: Review: Pine Therapy Date: Dec 7, 2023 Phone: Pine Therapy Pal Park Date: Dec 28, 2023 Phone: 9293919498 City: Palisades Park State: New Jersey Location: Center of town. House Fee & Tip (if applicable) .90 all in Nationality: Korean Age Estimate: 54 Physical Description: Slim...
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    Review: Pine Therapy Pal Park

    I went here the other day. Parking isnt so easy there.
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    Review: Sunshine Spa - coco

    All in 160 or leave.
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    Review: Sunshine Spa - Mia

    damn, this place isn't long if they screw customers not in the good way
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    Review: Ramsey Stress Relief

    Title: Review: Ramsey Stress Relief Date: Oct 5, 2023 Phone: (201) 327-0286 City: Ramsey State: NJ Location: 19 Spear Rd # 207 (office complex) House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $60 +$50 Nationality: Korean Age Estimate: 55 Physical Description: Pretty Face, Lipstick on teeth, hair in...
  10. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Golden Lucy

    No hands above knee
  11. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Hillcrest Heaven Spa - Sue?

    Prob could of had FS for a little more.
  12. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Triple A (Revised Review)

    That place is like an antique shop. Dusty, crusty and used to be busty.
  13. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Hawaii - Linda (Nice surprise)

    The best massage recently was in Waldwick at Thai Foot Massage. Nothing extra but amazing handwork.
  14. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Qing Spa/Waltham

    Title: Review: Qing Spa/Waltham Date: Sep 9, 2023 Phone: 617-952-2580 City: Waltham State: MA Location: 20 Main Street House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60/110 Nationality: Chinese Age Estimate: 55 Physical Description: 5’3, 130 ish, dark hair with nice smell of lilac. Body was a bit...
  15. CaptainApplesauce

    Review: Nanuet Spa - Yung

    Best advice...don't park or enter through the front unless you want all of Nanuet to get a peak. :-)
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