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Recent content by PorterD

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    Vanity Fair article on Robert Kraft's bust after visiting an AMP

    I’ve reached the conclusion that there is a certain amount of jealousy involved with this hobby from unattractive old Karens. Just reading the article it’s clearly an attempt to Shame Kraft. Intimate details of the encounter and implying he was pathetic for bragging about an HJ to a friend...
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    Review: Healing Hands: Haida

    I don’t see how bringing on someone else helps the situation of no customers; unless the menu does expand?
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    Regrets of the dying

    41 vs 66. Not bad. But not the same at all.
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    Regrets of the dying

    Yeah it seems go to shit in your 60’s. Even Tony Horton; the guy who did P90x, who basically has ocd with fitness and diet… is starting to look ragged these days (he is 66). He just isn’t as ripped. I also heard that your 60’s are generally the twilight of your sex days.
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    Regrets of the dying

    Awesome! Yeah- the older you get the more careful you got to be. While I’m skinny; I’m skinny fat when it comes to high blood pressure- it’s out of control; and I’m pretty sure it effective bedroom performance. Im on high blood pressure meds but that can also cause issues and even that doesn’t...
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    Regrets of the dying

    Nice! You look like you in really good shape!
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    Regrets of the dying

    Nice! Although I personally found everyday in the gym to be counter productive. Of course everyone is different. I grow way more muscle if I beat the piss out of them; and then give it 1-2 days of rest to rebuild the tissue. Then beat the piss out of them again and repeat. Just my experience...
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    Regrets of the dying

    Awesome! Sounds like you’ve really come along way. Just curious which age group of women would you be looking for? Around 60?
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    Regrets of the dying

    This is my Rickenbacker 325v63. With vox python strap. It’s one dimension. Try playing Hendrix on it and it will just melt into a puddle. But it’s a work of art in my opinion.
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    Regrets of the dying

    Thanks. I owe 3 Rickenbackers. I have a love/hate relationship with them. They are overpriced and one dimensional. But they are so so cool. They are investments though. They retailed for $1300 in 1999. Now they go for $4000. Guitar snobs and Beatles worshippers love them… And yes peoppe of all...
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    Regrets of the dying

    Lol; fair point. I guess. It’s still kind of proof though that playing guitar actually doesn’t get you women. I get zero likes and zero messages. Even from 30’s 40’s and beyond. It makes no difference. Unless you are a 5% man; you are invisible.
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    Regrets of the dying

    Thanks! Sounds like we are in the same category. I’m 5’11 and about 160. I am kind of petite and would do better to put on some muscle. I go to the gym and lift but I’m a hardgainer; meaning with my body type it’s difficult to gain muscle. That’s awesome that you managed to do it. How did you...
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    Regrets of the dying

    This is my profile pic. Guess how many women like my profile? Guess how many women message me back? Take a guess.
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    Regrets of the dying

    lol- it doesn’t. Do you even play?
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    Regrets of the dying

    I can play guitar very well. I’ve been playing now for almost 30 years. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t actually help you get women.
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