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Recent content by theoldcavalier

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    Review: Fun times at Soleful

    Has anybody been here in the last few months? I didn't know about this place, but the website very much gives off a "legitimate therapeutic massage only" vibe.
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    Experience vs. Beauty

    I enjoy young beautiful providers with perfect bodies, but overall I prefer someone with experience, sexual and otherwise. And at my age, as others close to my vintage have noted, almost every woman is a "younger woman" anyway.
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    Experience vs. Beauty

    Well . . . embracing the hot young babe in her tomb and turning into skeletons with her is not what I usually hope for when I walk into an AMP, but we old guys learn to take our chances where we can get 'em.
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    Mature/GILFS/MILFS

    You give me hope. Though I have, um, a number of years on your early-50s friend.
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    Top celebrities you wish were providers

    Ah, you've reminded me of my Awkwafina crush! Totally agree, that would be such fun.
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    Music - Just a Simple Music Thread

    Otyken. Siberian indigenous group combining traditional music with a modern touch.
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    My Top Pet Peeves about AMPS.

    Around Chicago the AMPs mostly seem to be either Chinese or Korean. I've had mostly good experiences in both, but occasionally -- not recently -- have had a masseuse who clearly didn't want to be there (at least not me), the upsell for every single "extra" (oh honey, you want top down, that's...
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    Inflation

    A couple of weeks ago I did my first AMP visit of the new year at a recently-opened, new to me, place. 80 base rate for the hour & table shower, unchanged from what has been standard for Korean places in my area for a while, but the 160 extra that got FS for the last couple of years just got me...
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    Top celebrities you wish were providers

    Not a celebrity here, but in South Korea: Shin Eun-kyung, who among many other roles was the male lead's flirtatious and slightly batty mom in Oh My Ghost. 슈퍼 밀프 에너지 (Super MILF Energy)!
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    Top celebrities you wish were providers

    Agreed, but "even" Annabel Chong? I found her really cute and she seems like an interesting and pretty cool person in this article, though this one suggests maybe not long-term relationship material. Anyway. I'm with you on every Asian porn star, but have to mention Saya Song in particular.
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    Quiting smoking

    And of course there are even more gratifying ways to satisfy an oral fixation. Not as cheap as gum or mints, admittedly.
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    vampirekgirls

    I wouldn't kick them out of the crypt.
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    Quiting smoking

    Much better addiction. Maybe not cheaper, but better for your health and happiness.
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    Go to Spa with TS and is FS

    Spa Lux in Buffalo Grove. Also MT Spa in Mount Prospect, but it has been about a year since I was there, so can't completely vouch for what they are doing these days.
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    I still read the newspaper

    I still subscribe and read the paper. Yep, in print, paper and ink and everything. Local journalism matters and we're being short-sighted if we don't support it in some way.
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