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Review: Lindamai underwhelming

thefugitivekind

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Title: Review: Lindamai underwhelming
Date: Oct 10, 2022
Phone: 6466625208
City: New York
State: NY
Location: W 46th St
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 1.28 + 1.0
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 45
Physical Description: Brunette (wears a blonde wig which looks terrible), 5’6”, slim, A cup (natural and sagging), pretty face, shaved pussy

Recommendation: No
 

Blixen

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Saw her easily 15 years ago. Nothing to write home about back then - not that an amp review would be an appropriate letter to home in any case.
 

Sintax

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Who knows. The ads are so random - WenWen, WinWin, FenFen, Monica, MonLu, Lily, Lucy, Lulu, and whatever other name Linda used to go by (she also claimed to be Indian for a bit, which was a hoot). It’s all made up. There are a couple of girls and a woman who’s fun and is somewhat independent of Lindamai, but she’s also got a few identities. Saw her twice as Lily and Lulu. Same experience though.
 

thefugitivekind

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One bit I forgot to mention is that I told her I was into latin dancing so we danced a bit of salsa and at the end she gave me her digits and asked me to take her and her friends salsa dancing -- no cap.
 

Sintax

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Bro, I think you nailed it. I don't know. The dry cowgirl and the wig... I felt like I was in a John Waters movie.
She was the first to do the Saran Wrap thing on me and another time asked me questions about the stock market for the entirety of an HE session. I couldn’t bear to go back even though she was cheap and really convenient at the time (before Al Gore invented the internet).
 
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