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Worst Spa you've ever been to?

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Porkchop

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The one down in Sewell NJ. DDD or whatever name it’s using.
Place was disgusting!
Roaches on the wall, I could swear I heard mice up in the ceiling.
I couldn’t get out of there fast enough. Felt so dirty driving home.
 
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Koondog

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That Good Day spa in Brunswick is one of the dumpier places I've been to, certainly a work in progress. And it's gonna take a lot of work.
 
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Koondog said:
You mean worst as far as service or most rundown facilities?
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Should it be talent? If she's hot... everything else is forgivable no? :ROFLMAO:

Anyways... Soapland was still the worst for me in terns of talent and cleanliness
I swear... i smelled worse when I left the place than when I entered.
 
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Rick69

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Haven't seen many recent reviews on it , but Aroma Spa in Montclair on Bloomfield Ave on 2nd FL was kinda gross. Each room had a window that faced back alley . You didn't know what may venture in thru window. Not even sure if they changed name of spa or if it's still open. YUCK
 
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Rick69

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Norm75 said:
Should it be talent? If she's hot... everything else is forgivable no? :ROFLMAO:

Anyways... Soapland was still the worst for me in terns of talent and cleanliness
I swear... i smelled worse when I left the place than when I entered.
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Kinda funny that the place was dirty , yet was named Soapland !!!!
 
Norm75

Norm75

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Rick69 said:
Kinda funny that the place was dirty , yet was named Soapland !!!!
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I am pretty sure soapland is a korean translated word.
There are many MP in Korea and other countries where if its korean operated are called something soapland
The reason being, every room is attached to your own personal bathroom with a good size bathtube that can fit two and a massage table. Room with the bed is tiny but the bathroom is huge lol
I once went to a place also called soapland in Guatemala :LOL:
 
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Jesus_X_O

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Triple A spa in Oakland I don’t even mind that the staff is old (If anything, that’s a bit of a turn on for me) F/S Prices for a mediocre handy!
 
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Johnnylovesmassages

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Sunnyday said:
Wellness spa in scotch plains, horrible old staff plus tiny room and expensive HF ..don’t know how they still in business.
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when that place first opened there was a provider there named Ana that gave the most wonderful leg and glute massage I ever had. She was a tiny light skinned dominican with an awesome body who was very sensual. She had some health issues and I never saw her after a few sessions but she was amazing the few times I saw her. One session she just wasn't "doing it for me" so I took matters into my own hands and she said "oh, I like to watch" and started to take care of herself while watching me and it was really hot. Sadly, never saw her again.
 
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forget the name - place in Oradell on Kinderkamack Road - got shut down fairly quickly - provider reeked of smoke, wanted to put her fingers in my mouth and have me take care of myself. I declined both requests got dressed walked out. They were closed month later I think.
 
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