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EPM Lima

glewis

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It seems most of the reviews are for previously reviewed talent. Has anyone taken the dive and gone to see Lima? Has no one seen her or are people just not posting reviews?

I have some free time coming up and debating between two. Didn’t have the greatest time last time I dropped by, so not too sure I’m up for TOFTT this time.
 

Gutsandglory

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It seems most of the reviews are for previously reviewed talent. Has anyone taken the dive and gone to see Lima? Has no one seen her or are people just not posting reviews?

I have some free time coming up and debating between two. Didn’t have the greatest time last time I dropped by, so not too sure I’m up for TOFTT this time.
+1 on info on Lima - the DD's are intriguing but lack of reviews makes me cautious....
 

jim_hatez

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I don't know if you have noticed but EPM typically rotates out every week or two. Lima was just added to the line up like 2 days ago right?? Gotta TOFTT and report back!! Doubt you will be disappointed, my streak there has my favrites but never has their been a complete dud IMO...
 

glewis

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I don't know if you have noticed but EPM typically rotates out every week or two. Lima was just added to the line up like 2 days ago right?? Gotta TOFTT and report back!! Doubt you will be disappointed, my streak there has my favrites but never has their been a complete dud IMO...
Good point - I forgot that she just arrived as Nicole was leaving. I've had one dud experience there, but a while back. My latest experience there wasn't so much a dud as much as the service wasn't up to par in what I was used to. Maybe I will TOFTT and report back. Hosi has been on my radar, so it's up in the air.
 

kantuchdis

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Looks like they are changing the line up so quick the reviews cant keep up with the talent. I would love to know if Lima looks like the pics
Which means reviews are useless by the time a monger gets around to posting, the lady is long gone. Which makes a monger feel why bother? So then there's less reviews, less action, less customers, the agencies don't make as much, everyone complains, and repeat.
 

jim_hatez

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Which means reviews are useless by the time a monger gets around to posting, the lady is long gone. Which makes a monger feel why bother? So then there's less reviews, less action, less customers, the agencies don't make as much, everyone complains, and repeat.
Just post a review within a day or two and it will still have relevance. Not rocket science.
 

glewis

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Sorry to report I ended up with Ena. Long story short, I was recommended Ena by another monger, which turned out great. 10x better than last visit despite the single pop.
 

kantuchdis

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It may not be rocket science, but it may be the last thing on a busy person's to-do list. If boinking a bim you heard about on here and rushing to type up a full report is that critical in your life, maybe you need a reboot?

90% of the members have never, ever posted a review or helpful info. 8% post non-stop jibberish, nit picking and nonsense. The final 2% post regularly, have shared their experiences and take shots from the 8%'rs.
 

jim_hatez

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It may not be rocket science, but it may be the last thing on a busy person's to-do list. If boinking a bim you heard about on here and rushing to type up a full report is that critical in your life, maybe you need a reboot?

90% of the members have never, ever posted a review or helpful info. 8% post non-stop jibberish, nit picking and nonsense. The final 2% post regularly, have shared their experiences and take shots from the 8%'rs.
Super busy? Bro you got like 1500 posts lol. Look, if you are on this board, you need to share INTEL. Otherwise you are either LE or an LE-ACH, either way, you are worthless to the rest of us. Not everyone has to write a long Penthouse Forum review like Rice, just hit the highlights and good and bad and what your rec is. Easy to do.
 

kantuchdis

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Dam son! You figured out I am either LE or an LE-ACH (not sure what the second one is)! Blew my cover Bro! You're sharp, it's hard pulling the wool over your eyes! Mad skills bro, mad skills!
 

jim_hatez

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Dam son! You figured out I am either LE or an LE-ACH (not sure what the second one is)! Blew my cover Bro! You're sharp, it's hard pulling the wool over your eyes! Mad skills bro, mad skills!
I wasnt talking about you. You were saying people dont have time to write reviews. Then they dont have time to read either right?? Again not talking about you.. saying folks who dont write reviews are possibly LE or Leaches. Get it?? So chill bro!
 

the2015stud

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I wasnt talking about you. You were saying people dont have time to write reviews. Then they dont have time to read either right?? Again not talking about you.. saying folks who dont write reviews are possibly LE or Leaches. Get it?? So chill bro!
Until I re read it after reading this comment I see what you meant. But initially it did look like you were pointing at him
 

jim_hatez

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Until I re read it after reading this comment I see what you meant. But initially it did look like you were pointing at him
My fault, wasn't saying Katchudis. I was using the example that he said a lot of people don't have time - but due to his post count apparently plenty of people have plenty of time. Sorry for any confusion.
 

kantuchdis

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Wait, so when someone quotes your entire post, then makes ridiculous unfounded accusations, they aren't really directing them at the person they quoted??? My bad - I can see how I would be completely mistaken.

Now that we cleared that up, I think, let's get back to the review cop and get those reviews posted in a timely manner!
 

jim_hatez

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Wait, so when someone quotes your entire post, then makes ridiculous unfounded accusations, they aren't really directing them at the person they quoted??? My bad - I can see how I would be completely mistaken.

Now that we cleared that up, I think, let's get back to the review cop and get those reviews posted in a timely manner!
I explained myself and apologized because I could see how what I said was not clear. Apparently you don't want to accept my explanation and apology, that's on you. Yes, I disagree with you that people don't have time to post. It's a silly coment coming from someone with plenty of time to post (almost 1500 post) - not to mention that fake review you put which you never fully explained regarding the black tie agency or whatever it was called. You are super critical of others, but don't like any criticism coming back your way. As they teach you in grade school, if you can't take it maybe you shouldn't dish it? Food for thought. Good day.
 
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