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Review: Lana - Midtown East

john04nyc

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Title: Review: Lana - Midtown East
Date: Jan 16, 2019
Phone: 917-279-9388
City: New York
State: New York
Address: 48th and 3rd
Activities: massage, cbj, llfk, shower
Age Estimate: mid/late 40s
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: medium height, colored blonde hair, thick but fit, huge tits.....very well presented in nice red short nightie
Summary: Lana was awesome. She's an older woman who you can tell was smoking hot in her prime and she really is like seeing an old friend. YMMV but I thought we connected and had a great time. Recommend.

Recommendation: Yes
 

playa69

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Title: Review: Lana - Midtown East
Date: Jan 16, 2019
Phone: 917-279-9388
City: New York
State: New York
Address: 48th and 3rd
Activities: massage, cbj, llfk, shower
Age Estimate: mid/late 40s
Nationality: Caucasian
Physical Description: medium height, colored blonde hair, thick but fit, huge tits.....very well presented in nice red short nightie
Summary: Lana was awesome. She's an older woman who you can tell was smoking hot in her prime and she really is like seeing an old friend. YMMV but I thought we connected and had a great time. Recommend.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Jackboner

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Reviews: 12
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Busted face, fat flabby cottage cheese ass, belly fat, nice tits..... language barrier
She's closing in on 50YO if not there already. A nice person but way past her prime....
 

playa69

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Busted face, fat flabby cottage cheese ass, belly fat, nice tits..... language barrier
She's closing in on 50YO if not there already. A nice person but way past her prime....
Hey, you make it seem like 50 is ANCIENT! :oops::LOL:

Busted face?

Like in a DRUG ABUSER way, or a HARD LIFE way? :unsure:
 

Hardrobert

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Wasn't she one of the Pink ladies some 25 years ago? If so, she did Greek almost before straight or oral. Had to stop because of the wear and tear on her rear.
 

playa69

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Wasn't she one of the Pink ladies some 25 years ago? If so, she did Greek almost before straight or oral. Had to stop because of the wear and tear on her rear.
“Available Pink?”

Holy fuck, talk about a “blast from the PAST!”

One of the last remaining “survivors” is STILL at it.

Posts an ad every day. Forgot her name at the moment.
 

john04nyc

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Reviews: 5
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She’s older but super friendly and enthusiastic. She is not a spinner google the number and you’ll find her pics they are a bit old but not far off
 

Conyc

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Total blast from the past. Thought she retired by now. I can still hear her saying “Papi” I will say, her granny style was a turnoff for me. Especially when you shower and she out in her shower cap.
 

playa69

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Total blast from the past. Thought she retired by now. I can still hear her saying “Papi” I will say, her granny style was a turnoff for me. Especially when you shower and she out in her shower cap.
“Granny style?”

“Shower cap?”

:LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO:
 
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