Sorry for the old story, but it's my one good strip club story. Went to visit my friend when he was in the navy and stationed in Pensacola back in the 90s. He and his buddies took me to a 'bottle club' which is a strip joint where you bring your own beer. I had a hundred bucks in my pocket but I had never been to a strip club before so I watched the sailors spend all their money until they were good and drunk and getting lap snuggle time with the dancers. I had this handmade tye-die t-shirt on and one of the dancers, this short blonde girl with a huge rack and booty, said she really liked it, so I took it off and gave it to her. She thought that was really cool and sat in my lap and ground a hardon out of me while pinching my nipples. After she got up I was kinda dizzy, and I just pulled the wad out 20s out of my pocket and gave it to her and said thank you, then got up to go outside and get a spare shirt out of my car. She followed me out of the building, pushed me up against the wall in the darkness of the parking lot and sucked me off in two minutes flat, then kissed me and went back inside. I basically sat out there for half an hour smoking cigarettes and recovering until they came and got me back inside. It was the raunchiest thing to happen to me in my short life so far and it definitely opened the door to further deviancy later.