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  1. Howitzer64

    Expectations from providers.

    Expectations from a provider. She is a woman so treat her like one. no nipple biting. clit tugging, if she doesn't DFK she means it. If she doesn't do bare anything, she means it, no FIP she means it. Don't be a dick. Don't nickel and dime. You don't like it when someone does it to you. The...
  2. Howitzer64

    Expectations from providers.

    Sad but true - sometimes you get a bad piece of fish Slim
  3. Howitzer64

    Review: Rachel - TheOrangeNYC and my thoughts on the place

    Listen - you’re going to get banned - you cannot put anything about the medical status of any provider - instant trip to the twilight zone
  4. Howitzer64

    41 Spa?

    City Massage home if Ari and Lexi is not 41 Spa. 41 Spa is a completely different place and a dive
  5. Howitzer64

    The Old Velvet Touch

    This place has now been closed with many of the gals spread out to Orange and Dream Spa. I liked the setup at the old Asian Velvet. Has anything new opened up there? If so what is the name
  6. Howitzer64

    41 Spa?

    Listen Ari has a million reviews on here punch her name up. Lexi is a grealt alternative.
  7. Howitzer64

    Expectations from providers.

    If you were a provider what would you expect from the customer is as good a question. I would expect him to Be showered Be courteous To respect my boundaries Bring condoms of their choice if it is an issue. Leave a tip Try to treat the woman like a woman, not like a hobag.
  8. Howitzer64

    How do yo guys do it?

    The bottom line is if you go bare, you are taking a risk. Planes crash, cars get in accidents, things happen. The odds of things happening to you doesn't matter, once it happens to you. There is risk in everything. We buckle our seat belts in planes and cars. We put up smoke detectors in case...
  9. Howitzer64

    Taking a dump at an AMP

    As Sterling Hayden ,Capt MsClusky in the Godfather proclaimed " You gotta go, you gotta go". My suggestion is to never eat before you go, dick pills even Cialis contrary to ther claims, all work better when you do not eat. In general if you do not eat you will not need to shit. Or as Mila...
  10. Howitzer64

    Review: Gina - Hell’s Kitchen

    Terribly - but over the years doesn’t seem like it’s dissuaded many - she has a lot of repeat clients - go read the TER They all start with “ have seen her many times” You could make a case - her voice is strange , she is very strong, has a strong ass and when you go at it a strong grip on you...
  11. Howitzer64

    Review: Gina - Hell’s Kitchen

    Sounds like a duck walks like a duck
  12. Howitzer64

    Review: Bin, 20th time?

    She is the one who told me- and who asked you to chime in- I am a good client of hers - Seriously I don’t need advice wayfair
  13. Howitzer64

    Review: Bin, 20th time?

    I think about 2 -3 years ago she had a nip and tuck thats starting to wear.. time for the doc
  14. Howitzer64

    Review: Nicolen @ 36 Dream Spa

    Nicole has the best nipples around, big thick ... she is great some real skills. I remember her speaking adequate English.
  15. Howitzer64

    How do yo guys do it?

    The road to self deprication and deterioration, is an long arduous path. It begins when you acquiesce to pay for a woman. From there it is an avalanche coming down a mountain. Money and women make a man do things he really doesn't want to do. He ain't heavy he's my brother.
  16. Howitzer64

    Review: Xoey-KG

    That’s where we all are friend - we are the guys who have to pay for it - many men just get it - they don’t need to pay for it by the hour - You want to brag tough guy-,tell me you nailed one of these babes without paying for it - Civie style- that’s impressive I’ll bet you don’t have one...
  17. Howitzer64

    Review: Xoey-KG

    And yet here we are —- dick
  18. Howitzer64

    Review: Xoey-KG

    I don’t go that far down - 20 minutes is fine
  19. Howitzer64

    Review: Xoey-KG

    We are in nyc no wheels superstar
  20. Howitzer64

    Review: Xoey-KG

    I just can’t afford it anymore -
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