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  1. dangnabbit

    Fabulous body treatment aka FBT

    Eh, not the place I'd go for massage. That time Esther thought I was LE, all I got was a massage, though, and it was very good. If you want like a 10-minute massage and then some, then Linda is very good but I think she's only there on Wednesdays. You can PM me for deets.
  2. dangnabbit

    Increases Police Presence?

    Yes police car outside Green Garden Therapy so I drove past
  3. dangnabbit

    Review: River Green Spa - Sharon

    “Blowing my trumpet like ARC outside of K-Mart on a December evening” had me choking on my coffee. :ROFLMAO:
  4. dangnabbit

    Review: Review: JVS - Nayla

    don't you know central jersey don't exist. :p
  5. dangnabbit

    Any men giving massage in the NNJ - Chester radius?

    Don’t know if any places with dudes, but if you want a top notch HE from a non-looker woman and a strong massage go to River Green Spa in Montclair. Very solid massage and no extras beyond HE.
  6. dangnabbit

    Review: Fabulous body treatment , Marina

    A handshake . :p
  7. dangnabbit

    Review: Soft Hands - Chloe

    LOL. This is all Russian women apparently. "Geef me de moneyeh." LOL
  8. dangnabbit

    Review: Review: Rebecca (Russian) Englewood AMP

    Typical Russian massage quality. Why bother right? I skip the massage entirely now at RMPs. I mean I go for a massage and don’t get a massage LOL.
  9. dangnabbit

    Do you have a conscience?

    Yes, I have a conscience, but I also think that consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want. If I want to pay and someone wants to sell, so be it. I'm divorced 4 years (not related to mongering, ex was an addict. that was NOT fun). I dated although since COVID, I don't really date...
  10. dangnabbit

    Review: GW Center - Maya

    Title: Review: GW Center - Maya Date: Jan 15, 2021 Phone: City: Pompton Plains/Pequannock State: New Jersey Location: In the same small shopping center as LaptopMD. Get your iPad fixed while you're there! Age Estimate: 35 Nationality: Caucasian Physical Description: Brunette long hair...
  11. dangnabbit

    ED advice

    There's a pharmacy that I buy propecia from online and they ship from India. They throw in samples of generic viagra when I buy 12 months of propecia. Remember the old commercial for The Club steering wheel lock? I tried some on New Year's Eve and I couldn't steer for 8 hours. Way way cheaper...
  12. dangnabbit

    Review: Sophia - Green Garden Therapy

    I hadn't thought of that. No soft touch at all. Just said "turn over" and whispered "what do you want?" I also got the alcohol spray. I don't fault them for caution. One case of COVID and they will risk their health, not to mention lose a lot of money. I wasn't really feeling it so just opted...
  13. dangnabbit

    One massage table, two girls?

    At GGT, twice the house fee and then tip for each, so it was like .6x2 and then 1.0x2. Good use to those stimulus checks. :p
  14. dangnabbit

    Best Hobby Phone Number App

    Burner app for me too.
  15. dangnabbit

    Review: Struck out at FBT lol

    Good points. Definitely safer to stick with regulars
  16. dangnabbit

    Review: Struck out at FBT lol

    Maybe there was no car. Maybe it was a green Honda Odyssey or maybe I rode in on a unicycle. Or maybe, just maybe this is the most brilliant LE sting in history. No, alas, I'm I know that these Russian places are just more cautious. Probably a good thing for mongers, just not for me on that...
  17. dangnabbit

    Review: Struck out at FBT lol

    I’m on a strong dose of truth, brother
  18. dangnabbit

    Review: Struck out at FBT lol

    Or maybe I'm the least delusional person here!:ROFLMAO: At least I'm not talking about taking my provider out on dates. I dunno mane. Some of you eskimo brothers be ready to propose.
  19. dangnabbit

    Review: Stone body spa Nicole

    46 parking lot is slightly raised above the road. Might as well walk out on stage and get applause from everyone walking out. Anybody else grateful for masks these days? LOL
  20. dangnabbit

    Review: Stone body spa Nicole

    I was just thinking of this place and come to think of it, yeah it's not very clean. The shower room was pretty gross and that was before COVID. My girl had a scar on her belly but no tattoo. Wonder if it's the same girl. If not, it does not bode well for this place.
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