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    Review: Ada @ PP - Very Good, but not 500 Good

    Ah - that’s a funny and finely-wrought point. Sort of the equivalent of the frumpy odd clothes and underwear of FOB Chinese. This reminds me of a bunch of girls I met who were seasonal workers in a NE resort town, from China and Taiwan. The Chinese girls all saved every dollar they earned and...
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    What yall think about this ?? I think she wildin

    I remember walking into a popular young people’s bar a few years ago, with the fantasy of chatting up a 20-something. Took one look and turned around. I felt like a grandparent in there. It’s not like Studio 54 anymore. On the other hand, if you’ve got the confidence and charisma… you can...
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    Review: Ada @ PP - Very Good, but not 500 Good

    I feel I’m being obtuse, but… bad breath? Or is this more of a general indifference to/ignorance of American standards of looking her best?
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    Review: Ada @ PP - Very Good, but not 500 Good

    Yes, exactly. Perhaps BK’s too much of a gentleman to quite spell it out but hygiene seems to have been the issue.
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    Review: NYAF: Helen and Yuna

    Great descriptions of the threesome - wish I had the ambition/stamina for that. On green cards - surely some monger has worked that angle: free sex for however long it takes the immigration officer to stop coming around?
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    Review: Nicole @ Barbie Dolls

    Back in full form, 이 회장님. Funny.
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    Review: Toa @ NYCSE

    I recently spotted @BXBROWN lurking in the background of the Zapruter film of JFK’s assassination - suspicious to say the least.
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    Review: Toa @ NYCSE

    Another great review, thanks. Although it sounds like there was a fatal flaw… a lack of passion?
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    Review: DT Amy- 246 Grand

    Christ, that’s the deal of the century.
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    Review: April Manscaping

    From back in the day, when I was Marlinspike: https://www.ampreviews.net/index.php?threads/review-from-hirsute-to-metrosexual-with-april.86922/
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    Review: Nene at Rising with the braces

    Great stuff, you dirty man!
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    Review: Satsuki & The Unbearable Lightness of the Rising Sun

    WHAAAT???? Not all that valuable?? Well. Harumph. In truth, I try to entertain myself. I’m selfish. Is it written in the style of Kundera? You bet, but he’s easy to parody, like Hemingway. The thing is, Satsuki’s no Momo, no Yuriko. She’s a modest pleasure, and I was thinking of how the love...
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    Review: Rising Superstar: Gina @ 1010 WINS Most Improved Player

    That’s hilarious. The most innocuous references to, say, Greek isles, Elgin marbles, Prometheus, Pandora’s Box - well, ahem… souvlaki, Zorba, the Winged Victory of Samothrace… And all the anal pervs - I mean connoisseurs - come running!
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    Review: April Manscaping

    Thanks for editing, sorry about that
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    Review: Satsuki & The Unbearable Lightness of the Rising Sun

    I’d be so busted from the first sentence. I could only hope and pray her marvelous sense of humor kicks in…
  16. B

    Review: Emily from New Sky Spa

    This is the old Nurusgirls, right? Big place, nicely laid-out. There was a great girl named Eva there last year.
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    Review: April Manscaping

    [Removed Priv Details] She did more for me.
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    Review: Satsuki & The Unbearable Lightness of the Rising Sun

    Points if anyone spots the deeply-gratuitous second Soviet literary reference...
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    Review: Satsuki & The Unbearable Lightness of the Rising Sun

    OMG, Kafka visting the AMPs. There's a tale. Consigned to wandering the perpetual shrinking hallways of some jury-rigged Chinatown bordello, all the cubicles locked...
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    Review: Satsuki & The Unbearable Lightness of the Rising Sun

    As long as I can get in the hat...
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