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  1. D

    Review: Eastern Cozy Spa - Judy

    It was appropriate. If you give Judy less than a $140 tip, she’ll give you what you deserve, which is not very much. The minimum for someone like her is $140 and she knows it. If that’s too much for someone, there’s plenty of sloppy-looking gals out there willing to help.
  2. D

    Review: Ashley - GW Center (STUNNING body!)

    Ashley/Angela likely only does GW and FBT, so the one in Bridgewater is almost certainly a different Angela.
  3. D

    Review: Ashley - GW Center (STUNNING body!)

    Yes, Eastern European and Latin.
  4. D

    Review: Ashley - GW Center (STUNNING body!)

    She never mentioned Bridgewater. Could be a different Angela. I only know GW Center and Fabulous Body Treatment as the places at which she works.
  5. D

    Review: Ashley - GW Center (STUNNING body!)

    To clarify, 637 is the place right before GW Center. I just didn’t know the exact number, so I used 637 as a point of reference. Apologies for any confusion. Yes, it’s open, and yes, the signage still sucks. :)
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    Review: Ashley - GW Center (STUNNING body!)

    Title: Review: Ashley - GW Center (STUNNING body!) Date: Mar 9, 2024 Phone: (973) 906-9703 City: Pequannock State: NJ Location: A bit tricky. If you go to 637 Route 23 South, the strip of businesses immediately following it is where GW Center is. Enter from the back of the building. House...
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    Review: Eastern Cozy - Judy (should be back in a couple of weeks or so)

    Title: Review: Eastern Cozy - Judy (should be back in a couple of weeks or so) Date: Jan 25, 2024 Phone: (973) 406-7764 City: Woodland Park State: NJ Location: Next to pizza place in strip mall (head down, move quickly, make sure mamasan ready to open door if you want to avoid others)...
  8. D

    Review: Queen Spa-Kim F*ck'n Hot - total Smokeshow - 23 All Natural Colombian

    Disregard those complaints about your tipping habits; you’re doing it right.
  9. D

    Review: Queen Spa-Kim F*ck'n Hot - total Smokeshow - 23 All Natural Colombian

    Why should a more generous and financially resourceful guy care if his tipping habits raise the ladies’ tipping expectations and adversely affect service quality or accessibility for people like you? Comments like yours only compel me to tip more out of sheer spite. Good on you. Jstud.
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    Review: Stone Spa - Hellen

    Title: Review: Stone Spa - Hellen Date: Nov 21, 2023 Phone: (347) 399-1246 City: Rockaway State: NJ Location: 46, right next to the Thai Namphet sign. "Stone Spa" in large letters on the front of the business's house-like structure House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 60 + 160 Nationality...
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    Review: T&S Lower Lever M-10 - Not exactly what I was hoping for

    Regarding the services you were seeking, and the suggested tip range, Anna - at Y&L Health Care Clinic in Verona - is the first person to come to mind. I go with Yo-Yo over there, but she’s VERY unpopular on this site, receiving complaints about her effort and attitude. That’s another one who’s...
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    Review: T&S Lower Lever M-10 - Not exactly what I was hoping for

    Ivy is solid provided you don’t penny pinch. Relative to the industry, she’s young, attractive, has a great body, and knows her worth; I can’t really fault her for getting turned off by “fat old provider rates.”
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    Review: Fabulous Body Treatment: Maya (with bonus Dasha review)

    I called him out for not-credible claims against about a provider, who likely bolted from him because he scared the hell out of her (not hard to see why). It sent him into a rage. Now he’s just attacking me via old threads, desperately trying to get my attention as I continue to ignore his...
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    Review: Review: Katrinarosexxx

    Now you're essentially just cutting-and-pasting what I wrote to you, except I'm on point with my comments and you're indulging in pathetically incoherent fiction. It's clear that you're furious about blowing your weekly paycheck on a service that fell short of the value your unreasonable mind...
  15. D

    Review: Review: Katrinarosexxx

    Triggering and breaking dishonest people is always just so very satisfying.
  16. D

    Review: Review: Katrinarosexxx

    You got called out for lying, and quickly lost your temper and mind (careful with this one, ladies) because you got exposed. Everything - your ramped-up stories against the provider in question, deranged rapid-fire replies, overly defensive ad hominem attacks, childish vulgarities, etc. - gave...
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    Review: Review: Katrinarosexxx

    This is where I became convinced that you aren’t genuine, and instead have an axe to grind because she somehow offended you or didn’t meet your expectations. Yeah, I also heard that the yakuza rejected her because they decided she was too dangerous for them. That Katrina is downright terrifying!
  18. D

    Review: Amber studios - nicole

    Only a $100 tip; Nicole gave you what you deserved, if not more.
  19. D

    Review: Fabulous Body Treatment - Cristina

    Gee, thanks, teacher; love getting unnecessary instruction from anonymous people on message boards. Maybe direct your nitpicking to the ones who created the “Nationality” drop-down menu. Make sure you also tell them that “Black” isn’t a nationality, since that’s also an option. Tell them to...
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    Review: Fabulous Body Treatment - Cristina

    I believe she’s a mix of Kasakh and Turk, and if I don’t have it exactly right, I think I’m close. I typically get served by Ukrainian and Russian women when I go to FBT; she’s outside that scope (not complaining, just giving facts).
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