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    Review: Lovely Mina (Independent)

    I was just pointing out the inconsistency in your writing about screening people long after you published that you would not be seeing anyone from ampreviews. So, to answer your question, no, we don't have a problem (unless you want to have a problem- then we have a problem). :-)
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    Review: Stone Body Work-KiKi

    The place sucks anyway. Since Cici left there is no one there worthwhile. From a hygiene standpoint, it is disgusting for them to reuse a towel. But, it goes on more than you think. I was getting a massage in Pine Brook one day and when I was getting dressed to leave the woman literally...
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    Review: Happy @ New Happy

    Always makes me think "gag, choke, puke" when I read that a woman does rimming on a guy who skips the ts (and I don't care if the guy showered at home). WTF! Then, she probably does the same with the next guy.
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    Parsippany Still Open

    I've done doubles with brazilians at the rr before. Not worth it. They now hang at another place in Parsippany up the road. I have had better luck with the brazilians in Totowa. But, it is always the same story - they try to get you in and out as quickly as possible. But, for what they...
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    Parsippany Still Open

    Asians at the RR don't have pimps. Girls of other ethnic backgrounds do. Many times if you drive through the parking lot you will see a guy walking around outside on either the blacktop or corridors on the phone. And, yes, the police routinely patrol the lot (so don't sit in your car making...
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    Review: Monica @ Desperate Times

    Well, "desperate times do require desperate measures". Although, I can't say that even her ad pictures would have enticed me. But, then again, "any port in a storm". Haha.
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    Lucky Spa Harrison reviews?

    Geez....you're very picky! Hahaha!
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    ZEN CEDAR GROVE

    Spell check is right. It's "martial law".
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    Review: Gifford Avenue - Indies - Mott St. like setup gone bad - Stay Away - Coco

    Geez you guys are picky. Sounds like an OK time to me. No? Hahahaha!
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    Review: Dover Acupressure - Eva & Cherry's team work

    The spa is closed until further notice. Very thoughtful by the owner.
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    Review: Charming Spa- Pinky #2

    If the woman gives you attitude, just leave. That bad vibe isn't going to change (as proven by your unsatisfactory visit) just because you decided to stay. Quite frankly, given the decline in the number of guys willing to patronize spas these days, she should have been willing to provide A1...
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    Review: Zen in Cedar Grove - Lily

    Guess someone pissed in your Cheerios this morning. I hate that. As for Lilly, I must have missed the post where she was referred to as a Goddess. And, I'll give you the face part. But, she provides great service for the donation. IMHO she also has a nice body. Simple enough. Hope your...
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    Review: Zen in Cedar Grove - Lily

    Dog....we make a good team then...you take the spinners and I'll take the ones with more meat on their bones (Like Lilly who I will take any day of the week)....Haha!
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    Review: Rockaway - Stone Spa

    Glad you enjoyed yourself. I'm staying away from this place because they ONLY have chinese girls that they rotate in and out on a weekly basis and you have no idea where they have been (I have yet to come across one that speaks/understands any english). Given the current health climate, I'm out.
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    Review: Spa 1 in Hampton - Jenny

    I don't know. He wrote that he told her that he had $$ LEFT. To me, that means after the HF. The HF at this place is .7 (don't ask me why). So, I really hope you are right.
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    Review: Dover Accupressure - Kara

    I put Kara up there with the best of them.
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    Review: Spa 1 in Hampton - Jenny

    Please tell me this guy didn't tip 2 bills....please! I'm out that way on business all the time and wanted to check it out. Maybe tofft in the near future. But, nobody is getting that amount for a tip.
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    Unbelievable

    I have no idea what these indys think they are doing mentioning drugs in ads. If I had a buck for every stupid ad that says 420 and/or "party" friendly. What are they going to do......light up in the motel room? And, is that really the kind of clientele they want to attract? What these...
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    Review: Alice Clementine

    Taurean, Miriam Webster defines "review" as follows: "a critical evaluation". I apologized for writing in such a manner as to cast you in a bad light. Unfortunately, you chose not to accept. And, that is your prerogative. But, I'll continue to comment and review as I see fit sans anything to...
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    CRAZY AD - PROVIDER SNORTING DRUGS OFF PENIS

    This is bizarre....first, this is in the ad: "availabre for party " Then, the last picture shows the woman with a straw in her nose inhaling what appears to be cocaine off a penis. Yeah, I'm going to run right over there. Let's see if there is anything else that can be placed in the...
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