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    Review: 465-Tina

    Imagine going to a massage parlor where the girls are ferried over from the old folks home.
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    special gifts for providers

    When I go to a Korean parlor I bring a 16x20 of supreme leader just so they know they are never out of his gaze
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    Any places open later than midnight?

    Usually I work weird hours so I was wondering if there were any amps in snj or philly open late
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    Review: Pink 465

    whats the damage here. been thinking of making the trip since I live close
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    Review: 47Accupressure BeBe

    I usually stick to late morning or early afternoon. Also I only go on weekdays.
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    Any info Sicklerville area

    you weren't doing the thinking scrub. many such cases
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    Review: Sofia at 47 Accupressure

    I'm gonna start writing reviews like a civil war soldier writing dearest Matilda back home.
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    Any info Sicklerville area

    I also read that same incident. Word has it she is a dyke who is very mechanical but offers bare. Also doesn't wear make up and has some sort of fucked up back...but bare
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    Review: Lee’s - Carrie

    I agree those table suck. I made the switch to 47 a year ago. Also, instead of nice calming music Lee seems to have the Joel/Seger on repeat. Nothing about trying to get your nut off while listening to Kathmandu
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    Review: Sofia at 47 Accupressure

    Ernest Mongerway
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    Dakota

    She's real. Has a very limited menu. Incall in safe neighbourhood right on the main strip but that area does have known LE bust so keep your wits about you. Personally not going back. Dakota took up too much of my time talking which normally I don't have an issue with but when it comes to my...
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    Review: 465 - Post snow storm review

    Yea 465 is for the older mongers. They get a discount with their AARP card and they get a free jar of hard candy that will sit in their house but nobody dare eat it
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    Review: Tina 465

    68. Jesus I'd be worried about her falling off and breaking a hip.
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    Review: Tina 465

    That is one shit age estimate.
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    Review: Oriental Massage lucy

    The only good thing about this place is that it is next to a chic-fil-a. But you went on sunday
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    Review: 465

    LEO here. We don't care about your jerk palace
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    Review: New Blue Moon - ShaSha

    I went there last year and thought that it was terrible.
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    Starting an amp

    ha I actually didn't even edit it . I tried to go back to but I didn't see an option
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    Police tolerating Amps

    $$$
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    Starting an amp

    Go to chinatown and talk to Charlie four eyes. He's an NVA vet who came over on the last chopper out of Hanoi. He will only appear if you pull down the correct headless duck. He'll set you up with Tommy Two-Tone from the band Tommy Tutone. From there you're gonna take a trip down to AC. When...
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