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AMP Linwood

Harvala

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I checked it out. very nice place but a few drawbacks.
no shower. neither table or stand up shower facility of any kind
limited privacy in the room. no door, the curtains across the doorway are not opaque.
the girl gave a good spa quality massage and was pleasant to speak to. she did not rush the experience or seem to want to get it over with like some places.
on the flip I asked about "extras" and she shook her head as she made a handjob gesture with one hand. she was nice about it, but said "Nooo, Imma sorry, but my boss would KEEELL me if I did that" So depending what you want. I mean if all you want is the rub and no tug and you can shower ahead of time. I suppose.
$55 for the hour. I gave a $20 tip just because I never tip less than $20 unless it something is really bad. Hope this helps
 

Stockboy

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Ah okay. I thought maybe M&F had relocated. Not much happening south of Pleasantville I guess. Know anything about Rejuva in Somers Pt? Strictly therapeutic ?
 

Harvala

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there is an even newer one just opened last week next to Ocean Garden in the Shoprite plaza. Ocean Heights Massage. pretty sure its the same owners as EHT massage by Home Depot. I TOFTT last Friday. very nice rooms with stand up shower right in the room. $50 house. $10 extra for a shower. which sadly is self service. the massage was tepid. Not therapeutic or sensual. several interruptions and about half the time the girl was using one hand while texting on her phone with the other. the physical space has great potential. Id love a standing body scrub with special attention to the nether areas. Oh and NO extra services there either. I asked, and the girl said " no we don't do this" then squirted half a bottle of baby oil on my dick and suggested I do it myself. $10 tip, which I almost never do, but this girl who goes by Lisa despite being Chinese ( Not Korean or other Asian, I know the difference) really didnt seem to want to be there, and by the end, I didnt want to return
 

Harvala

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Absecon was nice, 2 Thai girls late40s early 50s, very nice TS, good quality massage, not rushed. a good if rather professional HJ. touching OK but over clothing, but she had some good manual skils. ended with a Hot Towel cleanup.. 50/60 30 tip.

Paradise was bit of a disappointment. Japanese girl with a bit of an attitude. vague about pricing and asked me to come back later. It had a therapeutic vibe to it so I didn't return.
 

Harvala

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M&F set up on 9th street in Ocean City right by the Chatterbox. they got busted about a week ago. you know how squeeky clean OC is. and they had the same AMP signage they had in Linwood. sakes, youd think they would have gone for that hippie newagey crystals and yoga front. Oh well coulda just been somebody went to get a PT type massage and got more than they expected and went to the cops. Frikkin uptight people suck
 

lexicong22

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Absecon was nice, 2 Thai girls late40s early 50s, very nice TS, good quality massage, not rushed. a good if rather professional HJ. touching OK but over clothing, but she had some good manual skils. ended with a Hot Towel cleanup.. 50/60 30 tip.

Paradise was bit of a disappointment. Japanese girl with a bit of an attitude. vague about pricing and asked me to come back later. It had a therapeutic vibe to it so I didn't return.
do you remember the names of the girls at Absecon? Was one Eewa (spelled phonetically)
 

lexicong22

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I went once...no TS. Massage started with one girl who was pretty cute. In the middle, she switched out with some other woman that was largely toothless. She wound up giving HJ, but I wouldn't want to do more. I'm thinking it's mostly therapeutic. I should review it to see what other people may have experienced.
 
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