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Amusing... problems at your local amp

Crowchild

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Just wondering what curveballs people have had at their local provider, seeing as I repeatedly run in to mind.
Being coy, I am a bit... larger in the trousers than what most providers are accustomed to seeing, I have learned. While seeing the rapid pace of expressions from shock, to awe, to sometimes terror, never ceases to make me giggle like I'm 15 again, it greatly curtails my options.
You could imagine why that can be problematic, I think, and it makes me wonder if others have found themselves in such a position other than a close friend of mine who regaled me of a tale of an epic stumble he had a while back.
 

chunfun

I got lipstick stamps on my passport...
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I've never inspired "terror", but there have been some who would not allow me to plumb their depths. It's never been a problem with the best of the best!
 

chrism18964

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Lol, yeah I have had that same problem. The look of "wow' and then a little bit of anxiety when you role over and are standing tall. I was in the military for awhile and spent time in Japan and Korea and got that response everytime. Couldn't get into most of th girls but they made sure to makeup for it the best they could. lol
 

tsharp38

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Lol, yeah I have had that same problem. The look of "wow' and then a little bit of anxiety when you role over and are standing tall. I was in the military for awhile and spent time in Japan and Korea and got that response everytime. Couldn't get into most of th girls but they made sure to makeup for it the best they could. lol
wow.. for as much guys like me wish for that, it seems to be a bit of a challenge at times.
 
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