Anyone had Funny or Outrageous Appointments???

[Bolo1]

LOL. I was just thinking about an appointment I had with June from Asian Cream Team awhile ago and started laughing thinking how outrageous it was. The stupid jokes, pranking and laughing between foreplay and the pounding. It makes me wonder if anyone here on the board had any hilarious mongering sessions they would like to share. I always like to cut a few jokes with the provider to make them feel warm and welcome. It always works out well for both of us if we never met and lead to great repeat sessions. Anyways, if you had one, I would love to read about it! POPCORN!

 

[Mr_Richard_NY]

Plenty lol

 

[Bolo1]

Plenty lol

Come on man. LOL. Get those kernels in the microwave. I remember walking out of ACT laughing my ass off. "What the fuck did I just do?!?!" I'd have drinks, kbbq with June then afterwards have crazy sex with her.

 

[The REAL Bxbrown]

I love that review! That was your best one!

 

[Bolo1]

I love that review! That was your best one!

im a ham. I don’t have the stamina like some of you guys and I think I’m kinda picky. If I get turned off~~I don’t know I just don’t get in the mood lol. So I regulate to humor to fix the problem.

I’ll tell you what...the only provider I had that completely destroyed me was Bin. I couldn’t think of other things to keep my mind off of how hot her body was or her BJ technique. I’ve had pornstar like moments where I could rail away slamming dat ass with upmost confidence (like what’s his name in American Psycho, flexing in the mirror) LOLOLOLOL. But Bin she made me feel like I was in 8th grade again LOL.

I gotta plan an attack on Bin to make her mine and have her completely convulsing on my tongue or Bolo Jr. I need my redemption LOL. (Get up you sonofabitch!!!! Cuz Mickey loves ya!!!)

 

[themandalorian99]

Certainly had some awkward encounters that now seem funny. But terrifying at the time. Most recently, an indie in New Mexico that was so high on what I could assume was xanax or opioids essentially passing out on me mid session. I’m a trained EMT (but was not carrying my narcan at the time). Tried my best to revive her. Sat her on the couch, left the donation and left. I saw her advertising again online. So I’m glad she is ok.

 

[Bolo1]

Certainly had some awkward encounters that now seem funny. But terrifying at the time. Most recently, an indie in New Mexico that was so high on what I could assume was xanax or opioids essentially passing out on me mid session. I’m a trained EMT (but was not carrying my narcan at the time). Tried my best to revive her. Sat her on the couch, left the donation and left. I saw her advertising again online. So I’m glad she is ok.

Woah.

 

[manfrenjentsen]

I’ll tell you what...the only provider I had that completely destroyed me was Bin. I couldn’t think of other things to keep my mind off of how hot her body was or her BJ technique. I’ve had pornstar like moments where I could rail away slamming dat ass with upmost confidence (like what’s his name in American Psycho, flexing in the mirror) LOLOLOLOL. But Bin she made me feel like I was in 8th grade again LOL.

Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale is the actor.)

 

[manfrenjentsen]

I dabbled a few times in indies - not well reviewed - and this one indie (I believe she was Chinese - she was tall, thin and had nice boobs). I think I got her # off BP and she lived in a PH apt in Midtown East. I go up and she looks good. I take a shower and come out and start feeling her up. She freaks out and threatens to call the cops. I mean she is yelling. I tell her to call and then I start getting dressed and asked for my donation back. She calmed down and the session was ok. She got nude and rubbed her pussy and gave me an HJ. It was ok and I never went back.

I usually wait for the 2nd or 3rd visit with the same provider before I take control - speaking about indies and UTR places. I have gotten lucky with first visits and getting high mileage. You never know until you try or ask.

 

[sushiman]

I almost always see Indies. The majority of them are MILF's and I always love to DATY once I know it's safe to approach. Most times they are so clean and fresh I could stay there for quite some time. One lady I was with whom I was doing my thing after about 10 minutes I lifted my head and told her "Next time I'll bring a snorkel so I don't have to come up for air". Well, she burst out laughing so hard she squirted and got me soaking wet.

BTW, that is my standard line to ladies when I get into a good DATY rhythm. Never fails to get them laughing and smiling....

 

[Unsickid]

I have a few stories, a funny one was at silk tiger i think it was amber, we were in the room as i was changing and she said ooh big muscle ( she was referring to my chest and arms) after the ts and deed she was asking me for workout tips, we did a small pt session... had her do some burpees ms knocked on the door to make sure everything was ok

 

[Bolo1]

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I have a few stories, a funny one was at silk tiger i think it was amber, we were in the room as i was changing and she said ooh big muscle ( she was referring to my chest and arms) after the ts and deed she was asking me for workout tips, we did a small pt session... had her do some burpees ms knocked on the door to make sure everything was ok

Lucky man!!! She was so hot!!! I never lucked out going to Silk Tigers, but I regret I should of!!! They had a hot line up. Maybe I should finally visit Kathy/Arie although I’m not much of a boob guy. On a side note, where are all the silk tigers girls besides Kathy?

 

[Zippy17]

The only really funny exchange I had was when I asked Tara what her rules were for what I could and couldn't do and she said "Please just don't kill me."

I have a few stories, a funny one was at silk tiger i think it was amber, we were in the room as i was changing and she said ooh big muscle ( she was referring to my chest and arms) after the ts and deed she was asking me for workout tips, we did a small pt session... had her do some burpees ms knocked on the door to make sure everything was ok

After I got to know them better and they moved to their next apartment, she and Tiffany had me show them how to use the arm of their couch to do hyperextenions for their butts.

 

[Unsickid]

Another funny moment ok this was overseas, but i feel i should share. It happened in bangkok, a few of my friends and i went for a business opportunity, we met with some potential clients for dinner and drinks, Afterwards our clients took us to a fishbowl, i ended up with this cute spinner named porn (yes her name was porn, ok its acutally poon) she was fun and wild, just how i like them. After we made our picks the ladies were escorted to our suite, after a few drinking games all of us decided to go to our rooms, porn joins me and she see notices my ears, i used wrestle in hs and in college and she yells THUNG THONG which means crispy dumplings and chews on my ears. It was funny and we had a good laugh, i ended up hanging out with her during my stay of my trip.

 

[WhitmoreBaggs]

I went to see Joyce recently and when I got there she was busy, so I sat on the couch next to Cici. Then Lily came over and Cici was encouraging me to go with Lily. Cici grabbed Lily's dress top and pulled it down to expose her tits. Then they both started feeling me up through my sweat pants. Then Lily sat on my lap and started wiggling around on me. Then Joyce came out of the room, Lily got off me and Joyce sat on me and leaned back. I grabbed her little titties and she wiggled around. It was very entertaining.