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Brooklyn: the Barren wasteland

chasej

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I still don't get why the options are so few and far between in BK. Quick review of cityguide shows tempting options, although I am somewhat risk averse, seriously thinking of multiple TOFTT.
 

sept99ten

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It’s very weird. Brooklyn is the “it” place and probably one of the most hyped locations ever (when I travel anywhere in the world, people only ask about Brooklyn, as if the rest of the city doesn’t exist). That said, the options are slim af and not that great if you do find something. No idea why but it’s a fact. Want to try to find some reliable outcall delivery since I live solo.
 

Rombulous

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Brooklyn has not been good overall. Most places that open up get reported by residents then busted. The few places that remain don’t wanna give up the happy.
On top of it BK is spaced out. Blocks and blocks of nothing in between. At least in Queens you have options closer together on either a subway line or a short Uber away.
 

doofu77

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What's odd is there are so many ads on cityxvibe and certainly there is activity in Bensonhurst, Bay Ridge, Midwood and Coney Island, yet it seems few reliable reviews.
From what I've seen most ads are for sunset park. Alot of places actually have been reviewed already, its just buried underneath. We don't keep reviewing the same places like Manhattan section. People here only check the 1st page so they never know.
 

FriedFugu

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Most of the ads aren't even worth reviewing, they are fasthouses for the most part, which means everything in the ad is a lie and who you get and your experience will be random and you cant guarantee similar experiences for people reading the review. So why bother.

From what I've seen most ads are for sunset park. Alot of places actually have been reviewed already, its just buried underneath. We don't keep reviewing the same places like Manhattan section. People here only check the 1st page so they never know.
Almost true, there is a massive amount of people constantly reviewing the same three spots (AR, 890, the other AR) so again who cares.
 

FriedFugu

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Anyway I went to see a place on 67th/11th, advertise constantly on cxg. Not gonna review because I didn't partake in any activity tho I was open to it.

Pain in the ass to get hold of, they rarely answer texts or phone but called later in the afternoon and got someone and confirmed they were working. Went by, avoided the looks of the regular folks walking by. Got in after a bit of bell ringing. Seems very standard, nothing special. Massage tables and walls hit the ceiling, and they have a shower, I don't know if it's table but I assume it's standing. Paid 40 for half and got undressed for the shower but she stood there and asked for a 20 tip. I was confused, and asked why. No English so this was futile but she kept bugging me for an extra 20 and I said no, after, but I guess it was a tip for the rub? Before getting the rub? Fuck off, I snatched my 40 back from her hands and dressed up and left.
Talent seems fine visually, mature women with makeup caked on but not that fat, tho she did have some weirdly wide shoulders. Unfriendly and unsexy attitude. There was another woman there that might have looked better but she was sleeping. Would not revisit but considering the taste of people here, this isn't any better or worse than the other spa on 11th Ave or 14th Ave. I suspect fs is on the menu, but they are moneyhungry so I also expect a shit massage and rushjob. By the way as expected the price on the other spa shot up. The talent wasn't even any better than I remember, it looks like they got older, ugh. Thanks. Gonna stick to my sexfriends and utr from now on, I quit this area.
 

FriedFugu

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But not before going into another curiosity.
East 28th, also constant on cxg. Gross just fucking gross. Shitty small rooms and holy crap it reeeeeeks of cigarettes and some other unholy stench. Ugh. I was able to use that as an excuse to leave but the woman there was also unattractive, stocky and old. Unsexy clothing. There was also another person there, tall, but also pretty old and may not have even been a provider, she was eating. Just pure bad no redeeming value AVOID
 

FriedFugu

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Blah, just to completely knock out any info I got left in me before dropping off:

Called up one of the ads for russians on Coney Island and U. I decided to go for the one that advertised as a massage instead of the probably straight incall one. Mistake. Got to the place and this bizarre looking woman answered and brought me up to the massage studio. Pretty standard and semi-professional setting, but this woman was far from standard. I say bizarre just to not say freak. Mature but with enough plastic surgery to kill several turtles. Face, breasts, ass, the works. I would say reminded me of Aletta Ocean if Aletta was about 300 lbs overweight. Did absolutely nothing for me and I talked my way back down the stairs and out of the spot. Forget the number, but its the one for coney and u on cxg. there are several, and idk maybe they are all her. I remember calling up a place that was supposed to be on Bedford and I got her instead. So whatever. I'd avoid, I think the prices were something ridiculous like 180 too lmao. crazy.
 

doofu77

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Since we know Brooklyn doesn't have much prospects, how often do you guys travel to the other boroughs? I don't work in Manhattan, so I only travel there maybe once or twice a month. I forgo Flushing completely. I'll spend more time traveling than with the actual provider lol.
 

FriedFugu

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I'm in Manhattan constantly but I don't visit places there, idk, I just don't like the idea of spending $300 minimum for a bang, and I think it's more crowded and busy. Any other Manhattan escort either prices me out or is hiding behind several ID checks and referrals, which are too much hassle.

Flushing I'm barely in but it's in my price range and my acceptable amount of filth, so whenever I'm there I'll call up a granny for a cheap fuck. Not going out of my way to go there though, way out of the way, and it can be a little crowded pretty much all the time. Hard to find parking and places that aren't full of Johns.

Never been anywhere besides those for mongering. Bronx and Staten, not worth the tolls.
 
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