lol, Sounds like for sanitary sake, condoms won't be the only latex at amps, need gloves as well. While we're at it, use a cold stainless steel table to wipe off and sanitize, surgical masks, and goggles. Stock piles of purell and microbial soap in the room and bathroom.
New definition of mechanical experience. Or legitimize it and call it a lab/dr's office and bill to insurance.