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Earthquake

jaff

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#8
I was in the shower. I jumped out cuz I thought a truck hit my house. I smashed my knee into the door and slipped on the hardwood floor in the hallway. I now need a massage... But thankfully, 4HRS. LATER, I got a message on my phone that it was only an earthquake.
 

tonymccallan

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Lol. Yeah. The alert push notifications on the phone were funny in terms of timing. The one which I liked the most (can't post a pic, but quoting here)

" Earthquake in NYC: Aftershocks may be felt. NYers can continue usual activities". We did have an aftershock, not so strong and rather short, about 5 seconds, around 7pm. No notifications on the phone.

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Move along, nothing to see here!

BTW my meeting got cancelled today. I don't know if this is related, but it got cancelled pretty much right after the EQ. Oh, well.
 

hidden_amigo

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#10
Two hilarious images come to mind:

A young first time monger jumping off his provider, falling to his knees and playing "Oh God! I knew it was wrong! I knew it was wrong! I'll never do this again!"

An older veteran monger feeling the shaking and going "Damn I'm good!"
hahahaha
 
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