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Forgot how time consuming this hobby can be

Uniquelyme

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So the other day, I decided I was going to perhaps see a pro. I was like fuck it. It's been 9 mos and I've behaved for a long enough time :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

So I check and text NY wellness spa and no one interested there. Text Asian Sensation-one person kind of interested and Mary a sure shot. Passed on both. Grace Spa has a girl I was interested in New she's not available for hours later. Texted an Indy she was off. Texted PH another girl peaked my interest newish she wasn't available for hours later. Texted Gfeasia Emi was off smh. How she texted me Emi tomorrow after telling me who's there. Is telling of her already new found popularity. Checked IG no girls I wanted that day. Checked Lears same. Called another amp and this one said girl I saw way back was there but I think mms was lying. She's done that before last yr and I walked out. So didn't chance it.

So 3-4 girls I was down to see. None available in my time frame and one not available that day. So I went to a spot in Queens. Never been before Indian spot on 80's Roosevelt no girls I liked. Girlfriend calls and the quest gets put for another day. All in all about 3 hrs and didn't pick any one smh.

Ik I'm picky, but I forgot how time consuming it can be to pick someone. Especially if you get the urge that day in afternoon. Morning definitely easier, but nonetheless time consuming and a decision.

How do you fellas choose. Well ahead of time, days, early morning, not too picky, toftt??

Since I haven't Hobbied in 9 mos wanted to make my session meaningful lol. Better luck next time
 

Jackboner

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You’ve been good for 9 months, why fall off the wagon. You wasted three hours and came up with nothing. Goes to show that you’ve lost interest in this game.
 

Uniquelyme

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You’ve been good for 9 months, why fall off the wagon. You wasted three hours and came up with nothing. Goes to show that you’ve lost interest in this game.
Yea I have. But I figured I could go with one or two sure bets. But I wanted to sample a new dish so to speak and in doing so I came up empty. Funny thing is the next day 2 mms texted me That Emi is there and that the other girl was there at another spot. Then the Indy texted me she was there. I thibk I responded to one telling em to their "I'm available". I'm not and I'll hit u up maybe another day.
 

haaretz

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So the other day, I decided I was going to perhaps see a pro. I was like fuck it. It's been 9 mos and I've behaved for a long enough time :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

So I check and text NY wellness spa and no one interested there. Text Asian Sensation-one person kind of interested and Mary a sure shot. Passed on both. Grace Spa has a girl I was interested in New she's not available for hours later. Texted an Indy she was off. Texted PH another girl peaked my interest newish she wasn't available for hours later. Texted Gfeasia Emi was off smh. How she texted me Emi tomorrow after telling me who's there. Is telling of her already new found popularity. Checked IG no girls I wanted that day. Checked Lears same. Called another amp and this one said girl I saw way back was there but I think mms was lying. She's done that before last yr and I walked out. So didn't chance it.

So 3-4 girls I was down to see. None available in my time frame and one not available that day. So I went to a spot in Queens. Never been before Indian spot on 80's Roosevelt no girls I liked. Girlfriend calls and the quest gets put for another day. All in all about 3 hrs and didn't pick any one smh.

Ik I'm picky, but I forgot how time consuming it can be to pick someone. Especially if you get the urge that day in afternoon. Morning definitely easier, but nonetheless time consuming and a decision.

How do you fellas choose. Well ahead of time, days, early morning, not too picky, toftt??

Since I haven't Hobbied in 9 mos wanted to make my session meaningful lol. Better luck next time
LOL indeed. I find that I spend more time on these boards than I do doing the deed, for shizzle.

I'm an older monger, so a gal in her 30's-40's is probably a helluva more attractive to me than to you. I've looked at these ones and they're nice. And you've been out on these dates, so you know that the photo may be a few years old or some idealized (fake) snapshot.

In terms of waiting so long...you're probably not feeling the kind of urges that some of us have.

You seem to be younger and should spend more time with your novia than bantering online with us deplorables.
 

Woodguy

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I email myself a list of girls I'm interested in seeing with a link to a post or website or review.
I update it every couple of weeks or so as girls come and go and my interest changes.
So when the urge strikes me I have a list all set.
And I try not to go same day if possible.
A day or 2 notice is better.
And always have a back up plan B in case there is a problem with the girl having a period, or going home sick, or sorry you have to wait another 45 minutes.
I also get regular messages from MMS or girls inviting me to come and try out.
 

Undercoverbrova

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Yeah time flies when you're trying to get a nice pop and have to squeeze it in before the SO comes looking for you. It's happened many times where by time I did the research, made the calls/texts, waited for the the response, did some recon, then calculated the travel time to and from, plus the hour for fun, the window of opportunity I had was damn near closed! So what does that usually end up with? A HH at a local spot that you said you'd never go back to because they shorted you/bad service/ugly, but none of that matters because the little head is your captain now!
 

Levin79

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Yeah time flies when you're trying to get a nice pop and have to squeeze it in before the SO comes looking for you. It's happened many times where by time I did the research, made the calls/texts, waited for the the response, did some recon, then calculated the travel time to and from, plus the hour for fun, the window of opportunity I had was damn near closed! So what does that usually end up with? A HH at a local spot that you said you'd never go back to because they shorted you/bad service/ugly, but none of that matters because the little head is your captain now!
Yes, in the cell phone world hard to disappear for three hours if married or have a girlfriend-lol.
 
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