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Funny & Strange Things Providers Have Done.

mikemendez

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After almost 10 years in this hobby, I still find it amazing that for a very reasonable fee these lovelies will give us full access to their bodies.
 

BIGBOB62

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So many weird experiences that I can’t think of the weirdest at the moment. The Saran Wrap thing always gets me though.
There's a spa I used to go to in California/ silicon valley. Most girls just gave HJ, mms was pretty strict. But there was this one girl who did BJ with saran wrap. But the kicker was she pulled out a piece of saran wrap, then washed and rinsed it after in the room sink. She told me the mms would catch her if she brought a roll in. Gross, but her head was so good I started bringing my own, and leaving it with her.
 

Odyssey

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Someone wanted a baby daddy
That's the most likely reason, but getting much less money from a BD couldn't be worth the trade off of not having to bang a dozen dudes a day, unless she was desperate to get out of the game and thought something was better than nothing.

Plus, I'm pretty sure she was in her 50s. Not impossible to get pregnant at that age, but generally a bad idea.
 

Domainuser

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One of the girls at Dream had a mouth full of listerene when she sang Billy Joel on my mic. it was weird. that was the day I said I’m not going back to that place. i think it was Vivi
 

Sintax

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There's a spa I used to go to in California/ silicon valley. Most girls just gave HJ, mms was pretty strict. But there was this one girl who did BJ with saran wrap. But the kicker was she pulled out a piece of saran wrap, then washed and rinsed it after in the room sink. She told me the mms would catch her if she brought a roll in. Gross, but her head was so good I started bringing my own, and leaving it with her.
Some people bring them food, you bring them kitchen supplies.
 

beatnik

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There was a fairly attractive Latina (born here - no accent) massage girl named Kelly who worked out of a studio in a very nice neighborhood just before the Henry Hudson bridge in Riverdale.
Excellent massage skills. That's why I went -- for the massage.
But when it came to the HE, she would wear gloves.
One time she ran out of gloves and jerked me off with a towel.
Like I said, I went there for the massage.
 
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