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Girls vs Food

AutomaticSlim

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If you had to choose one, which would it be?
And I don't mean starving to death.
I mean having to eat bland tasteless food that kept you perfectly healthy into old age, but gives you no pleasure at all. Like having to eat plain oatmeal, every meal, forever.

Honestly, when I think long and hard about it, I would choose having good food for the rest of my life.
Food has given me much more happiness over the course of my life.
I'd rather never get laid again than give up the food I love.

How about you?
 

BIGBOB62

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I can go all week eating the same food over and over. Oatmeals just fine for breakfast every day, and a steak and salad for dinner. But I almost never see the same girl twice in a week.
food just isn’t as important to me, but that’s also because I’m diabetic and allergic to wheat, dairy, and lots else. I’ve never gotten sick from a girl but it’s totally not true about food.
 

mccovey

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If you had to choose one, which would it be?
And I don't mean starving to death.
I mean having to eat bland tasteless food that kept you perfectly healthy into old age, but gives you no pleasure at all. Like having to eat plain oatmeal, every meal, forever.

Honestly, when I think long and hard about it, I would choose having good food for the rest of my life.
Food has given me much more happiness over the course of my life.
I'd rather never get laid again than give up the food I love.

How about you?
Great question. At this point of my life , a little north of 60 , food would be my choice . Sometimes I think all we are doing in life is killing time until the next good meal .
 

BIGBOB62

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I like this topic and am really surprised everyone else is picking interesting food.
Wondering if it’s my military time that flips me to the other side. Extended periods of time in my life with no access to women, and just eating MREs every day for weeks. Both sucked, but no girls sucked much more.
 

Don Hollinger

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I grew up fairly poor. There was little food in the house, and being poor I didn't have the access to girls. That said, I'd rather eat the same thing every day and rotate between a few CFs. Mexican food works fine for me. Rice and beans with a few tortillas and I'm set.

@AutomaticSlim, could you please send me the link, the application? I didn't see it in your OP.

Another topic regarding food that doesn't get much discussion...bringing food over to them. My CFs like me just fine, and when I bring over things that they like to eat I'm mister Jagiya. There's no question on the other end, they all prefer food over us. Meat, fruit, high energy things. I found out early on that long after the date they remember the food that I brought over to them, less so the artisanal, handcrafted lovemaking that I attempted to carry out.
 

AutomaticSlim

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I like this topic and am really surprised everyone else is picking interesting food.
Wondering if it’s my military time that flips me to the other side. Extended periods of time in my life with no access to women, and just eating MREs every day for weeks. Both sucked, but no girls sucked much more.
I think it is both life experiences and possibly "cultural" as well.

Like I stated above, when I look at my life, food has brought me much more happiness, and it has been far more sustained.
And while I have had somewhat severe food poisoning on a few occasions (I am rather adventurous in what I eat), that was nowhere near the misery and aggravation some girls have caused me in the past.

Also, I come from a family background that puts a very strong emphasis on food. Both in taste and abundance.
My father would even give me a little bit of wine with dinner when I was a young kid -- under 10.
My mother would pack my school lunches with meatball or sausage heros leftover from Sunday, while the other kids were eating peanut butter or tuna on wonder bread.

We lived to eat, not eat to live.
And I still do.
Great food brings me true happiness.
Whereas for me, females have merely been a way to relieve myself without having to suffer the indignity of whacking off.
So food is the easy choice.

But until the devil jumps up out of hell, puts his pitchfork to my throat and forces me to choose...I'll have both.
 

mccovey

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I think it is both life experiences and possibly "cultural" as well.

Like I stated above, when I look at my life, food has brought me much more happiness, and it has been far more sustained.
And while I have had somewhat severe food poisoning on a few occasions (I am rather adventurous in what I eat), that was nowhere near the misery and aggravation some girls have caused me in the past.

Also, I come from a family background that puts a very strong emphasis on food. Both in taste and abundance.
My father would even give me a little bit of wine with dinner when I was a young kid -- under 10.
My mother would pack my school lunches with meatball or sausage heros leftover from Sunday, while the other kids were eating peanut butter or tuna on wonder bread.

We lived to eat, not eat to live.
And I still do.
Great food brings me true happiness.
Whereas for me, females have merely been a way to relieve myself without having to suffer the indignity of whacking off.
So food is the easy choice.

But until the devil jumps up out of hell, puts his pitchfork to my throat and forces me to choose...I'll have both.
Hah , I can relate to the Sunday dinners completely and the same sandwiches I brought in my lunchbag to grade school . I would rotate meatball and sausage during the week and the other kids would be jealous , being stuck with baloney and PBJs …my dad used to make slices of Italian bread with olive oil and vinegar for me and let me taste his red wine at age 7 or 8 , and would get a kick out of it when I grimaced at the taste . Now , I crave good red wine as much as the heavy hitting mongers crave their Asian hotties ..
 

metal rat

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Perhaps I could time my visits to when the girls are cooking and eating, if they see you regularly and know you they’ll offer some food, many times it’s happened so food problem solved, lol.
 

BIGBOB62

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I think it is both life experiences and possibly "cultural" as well.

Like I stated above, when I look at my life, food has brought me much more happiness, and it has been far more sustained.
And while I have had somewhat severe food poisoning on a few occasions (I am rather adventurous in what I eat), that was nowhere near the misery and aggravation some girls have caused me in the past.

Also, I come from a family background that puts a very strong emphasis on food. Both in taste and abundance.
My father would even give me a little bit of wine with dinner when I was a young kid -- under 10.
My mother would pack my school lunches with meatball or sausage heros leftover from Sunday, while the other kids were eating peanut butter or tuna on wonder bread.

We lived to eat, not eat to live.
And I still do.
Great food brings me true happiness.
Whereas for me, females have merely been a way to relieve myself without having to suffer the indignity of whacking off.
So food is the easy choice.

But until the devil jumps up out of hell, puts his pitchfork to my throat and forces me to choose...I'll have both.

There is something there. I grew up in an environment where my mom was a disinterested, unskilled cook. And she cooked in the best english tradition (overcooked, boiled, the only 2 spices were salt and pepper). furthermore we were the only family i knew that didnt have a clean plate strategy. Or being forced to eat last nights uneaten dinner at breakfast. I was frequently hungry as a kid, not because we were poor, but because the food that was offered was no good and i wasnt compelled to eat it.

SO while i like food now and i eat good things, I am food indifferent and still frequently skip meals.

Its very normal for me to not eat on days when i am going to see one of my favorite girls until after the "date". even if i dont see her until night. I'm not going to be that guy that has to get out of the bed and take a dump in the middle of a session because i ate 2 hours before.
 

Sschen

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If you had to choose one, which would it be?
And I don't mean starving to death.
I mean having to eat bland tasteless food that kept you perfectly healthy into old age, but gives you no pleasure at all. Like having to eat plain oatmeal, every meal, forever.

Honestly, when I think long and hard about it, I would choose having good food for the rest of my life.
Food has given me much more happiness over the course of my life.
I'd rather never get laid again than give up the food I love.

How about you?
Reminded of the time I was at the legendary Golden Time FKK .. it was getting late, I had a full day, was drained .. I wanted to make in to town to get to my favorite restaurant before it closed. As I was heading to the shower, I ran across the most absolutely slam-banging Thai lady I've ever seen .. who spoke perfect German and English .. chatted with her a little bit .. but passed .. I think now, W*T*F was I thinking .. for 50 Euros, I could have had a life-time memory, but traded it for a bowl a Spatzel...
 
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