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Had an almost heart to heart with my favorite provider

Hipster75

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Two days ago I went to my favorite provider in Philly Suburbs. The place is your standard R&T joint. This particular provider speaks pretty good English, so I decided to engage her in conversation other than standard hi how are you. I paid for half an hour ended up getting 1 hr. All I asked her was how her new year went, she said she did some traveling to Ohio to visit family and we talked about the weather out there etc. I then asked her if she ever got female clients, this is were it gets good. She says yes and mentioned how once a couple came in and wanted a couples massage. She said the female kept complaining she was too hot and taking the towel off. So provider would keep placing it back on. Female client asked her to massage higher but she refused. She genuinely told she doesn’t like to touch other females. Said they are dirty and some smell awful down there. I just nodded and said that’s gross. Next she moved on to obese guys that go in. She said she also tries to keep them covered up before the flip because apparently some stink like “poo, poo”(her English) says guys will also try to pull off towel, but for the stinky guys she’ll place it back on. It was interesting to hear about other people. She also said she likes to give HJs because she get to see/feel different “dickies” again her English. She thanked me for the conversation and because of it she let me pop twice and gave me 1 hr instead of 30 mins for just listening. Moral of the story don’t be female and if you’re a guy clean your ass and wash up before going.
 

cheezewhiz

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Ive had some heart to hearts with a few as well, very amusing. Some people just dont care about personal hygiene. Hence the reason most KAMPS have table shower to wash off the filth.
I have met many people in my line of work and one is memorable in that after he left, the secretary opened all the windows in the office because he smelled so stanky. He was an insurance adjuster/auditor. He smelled like a homeless man. I called the company and complained . He wasnt a good representative ambassador for their company.
I can only imagine the filth some of these girls see. Thank fully most are not like that
 

kantuchdis

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They are people just like anyone else. Sometimes they deliver Oscar worthy performances convincing you they enjoy being naked in the same room with you. I always suggest treating others they you'd like to be treated. O, and yes, wash your stanky ass before you leave the house.
 

sw401678

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I try to make it a point to plan my visits ahead of time. I shower at home and then go with their TS. The last thing I want is to be dirty when someone is massaging me.
 

JayPh

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They are people just like anyone else. Sometimes they deliver Oscar worthy performances convincing you they enjoy being naked in the same room with you. I always suggest treating others they you'd like to be treated. O, and yes, wash your stanky ass before you leave the house.
it's a fucked up thing to have to remind some people to wash their asshole
 

Finisher87

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I was thanked by a provider for shaving and being clean i dont understand how you could go there being all hairy n stinking thats wrong and i always joke around with the mms and provider as in if they smack my ass i always smack theres playful makes for a fun time especially if they have dirty weirdos in there creeping out on them or laying down spread eagle with shit stains all over there backsides breaks them out of there funk if you will
 
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