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I guess I'm lucky

oldergentleman

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We all read the reviews about a gal who is SO HOT! but seems to be calculating her taxes when she's jerking you off. It happens to all of us.

For the record, I'm old and chubby with decidedly average equipment. I've been seeing a gal now for eight months. Straight FBSM with ending. No FS (I can't tolerate a rubber). No oral (her rule). About once every two months. So maybe four or five visits. She was "standoffish" on my first visit. But her figure and face just knocked me out, so I decided right off the bat that she's worth extra effort on my part: respect, patience and (oddly enough) simply listening. Now we relax and laugh, and we start every session with her snuggled up in front of me (standing) and I warm her up with my hands; ending with me giving her a very vocal (Shhhhh!!!) and shaking orgasm with my hands. Then it's my turn. Lots of oil. Lots of play. Cum on tits which I lick off.

Moral of the story: Trust your libido, not your "I could have done better elsewhere" judgement. If you have the time and the patience, you just might be richly rewarded.
 

I-king

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Oh fuck!!! I don’t know. I can’t. I won’t. I can do crazy things in the moment (peeing.. choking, etc..) but I don’t think this is anything I can ever get into
 

m2introvert

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If you have the time and the patience, you just might be richly rewarded.
time, patience *and *money

Also relatively old chubby and average here.

End of the day my dude, you're still paying for it. Unless she's insanely on the budget end to warrant HJ finishes compared to existing talent in the same rate bracket or there's a future you have planned with her (good luck with that unicorn.),
caressing a tree hoping a nut to eventually falls is tsundere bullshit.

There was this other thread that was touching on the same subject but I didn't want to say anything there.

All my dates have started out with what you have pre and post and almost always QPQ so if you're seeing them regular you obvious should have that repertoire.

You still didn't get FS and didn't get oral based on what you wrote so how are you richly rewarded?

So unless you did got to hit it raw as you wanted then yes that would be lucky if that's your thing but even at that the basics is more expected if the relationship is built.

She's the lucky one as this literally is the personification of "donations are for my time only anything else that happens is between consenting adults." with full emphasis on time.

Not saying you can do better else where but you're selling yourself short and setting the bar way to low for these girls.
 

m2introvert

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Dude - I’m 72 and I do exactly what I want with exactly who I want
Exactly proved my point. Low bar set.
You aren't getting any younger.
Otherwise you wouldn't had needed mentioned her limits like it's her fault you aren't getting BJ or FS when you clearly indicate that's what you want.
If you went at the girls with the kind of resolve like your response you'd be getting what you want every time instead of hoping for an unlock.

You're the one talking time and patience at 72.
 

Magic

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Some of you are very negative. Dude has a good thing going. Good for him. To much of the talk on here treats these girls like their untouchable or close. I see it exactly the opposite. For most who are even close to real people, they would have trouble dating a real, decent guy. Back in my single days, getting a date from an AMP provider wasn't that hard, and I'm a relatively average guy. Here, though, it's a guy saying he built up a rapport to have a personalized time with his provider. I suspect the rapport is real and am happy he's got a connection, knowing it isn't actual dating. Gotta be confident fellas. For the most part, we're not talking about actual head-turners who go into NYC bars and get hit on by everyone. We're talking about cute girls with decent bodies.

Sorry for the rant but I finally hit my limit on negative, self-defeating (if not loathing) rhetoric.
 

oldergentleman

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btw - I like breasts that are just large enough to completely fill my palm, so I can squeeze and push them up, tightening my grip as I go. Finish with a tight pinch of the nipple just as I let go.

Then do the same on the other breast. A large A or small B is perfect. Preferably a redhead with small, hard nipples that are nearly translucent.

I've been with one girl, only one, who comes HARD when I do that. She is just about perfect.
 
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