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I seriously am complexed

MongerTooMuch

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For many years AMP's were a nice rub down and a HE, a nice enjoyable and safe time. Today, it seems like they have all become basically fast houses. Dudes by the dozens lining up for bbbj, rim jobs, and all too happy to talk about it. In addition, making out with DFK which truly amazes me after she just had her tongue planted up some guys ass. Does it taste good ? I'm just beyond amazed and complexed. Is this the norm now ? The risk of catching disease is off the charts, based on these reviews, if they are actually real reviews vs penthouse forums. Enlighten me if you feel so desired, thanks
 

firr

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For many years AMP's were a nice rub down and a HE, a nice enjoyable and safe time. Today, it seems like they have all become basically fast houses. Dudes by the dozens lining up for bbbj, rim jobs, and all too happy to talk about it. In addition, making out with DFK which truly amazes me after she just had her tongue planted up some guys ass. Does it taste good ? I'm just beyond amazed and complexed. Is this the norm now ? The risk of catching disease is off the charts, based on these reviews, if they are actually real reviews vs penthouse forums. Enlighten me if you feel so desired, thanks
so i have made mention of what you said on here many times , believe me its of no use . you and me are not on our way out we are out . a spa owner told me she is always looking for help putting adds in flushing papers and when the girls call and she says no fs or bjs or clothes off just hj the girls are not interested in working . no money , so its coming from both sides. well just have to wait till massage envy starts doing HE .
 

HotMapleSyrup

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At risk of sounding hypocritical, I wonder the same thing. Next thing we know, we’ll need 2 weeks to flatten curve. In all seriousness, be safe out there ladies/gents/all others.
 

SaturnDream

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For many years AMP's were a nice rub down and a HE, a nice enjoyable and safe time. Today, it seems like they have all become basically fast houses. Dudes by the dozens lining up for bbbj, rim jobs, and all too happy to talk about it. In addition, making out with DFK which truly amazes me after she just had her tongue planted up some guys ass. Does it taste good ? I'm just beyond amazed and complexed. Is this the norm now ? The risk of catching disease is off the charts, based on these reviews, if they are actually real reviews vs penthouse forums. Enlighten me if you feel so desired, thanks
Was waiting for you to start bitching again after saying you would stop bitching lol. Welcome.
 

smatera

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For many years AMP's were a nice rub down and a HE, a nice enjoyable and safe time. Today, it seems like they have all become basically fast houses. Dudes by the dozens lining up for bbbj, rim jobs, and all too happy to talk about it. In addition, making out with DFK which truly amazes me after she just had her tongue planted up some guys ass. Does it taste good ? I'm just beyond amazed and complexed. Is this the norm now ? The risk of catching disease is off the charts, based on these reviews, if they are actually real reviews vs penthouse forums. Enlighten me if you feel so desired, thanks
Let me tell you your dilemma my friend. There are two distinct mongering worlds represented here. 1) The full sensual massage with HE with light roaming and once in a blue moon…more should not be expected. This will generally run you $ 120 to $160 on average. At this price point do not expect GFE. The other world is the Full Service (FS) world. Here the massage is just a segue to more porno like activities with DFK.. BBJ.. thrusting.. the whole menu. This costs more…$320 and upwards and upwards.. especially in Manhattan where you can younger girls for GFE but at a higher rate. If you find yourself in New Richelle or East Brunswick you can find affordable GFE ($ 160) but the females there are “7’s “ as opposed to “8’s “and “9’s “in Manhattan. Although i beg to differ on this but i will defer to the elite on this. i could go on and on but i’m getting bored and i have to walk the dog. Have a good night.
 

smatera

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so i have made mention of what you said on here many times , believe me its of no use . you and me are not on our way out we are out . a spa owner told me she is always looking for help putting adds in flushing papers and when the girls call and she says no fs or bjs or clothes off just hj the girls are not interested in working . no money , so its coming from both sides. well just have to wait till massage envy starts doing HE .
i know pure legit asian massages with no HE.. $15 or $20 tips… imagine how they feel? Pure but broke .. that’s how they feel..
 

luckycharm$

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so i have made mention of what you said on here many times , believe me its of no use . you and me are not on our way out we are out . a spa owner told me she is always looking for help putting adds in flushing papers and when the girls call and she says no fs or bjs or clothes off just hj the girls are not interested in working . no money , so its coming from both sides. well just have to wait till massage envy starts doing HE .
Out? You can still do what you want to do. Or do you mean priced out, given FS rates vs. rub & tug?
 

Slim shady

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I'm fortunate enough to get the 1st appointment of the day. Otherwise.... No kissing and no daty. Don't get me wrong... I have in the past when I couldn't get the 1st appointment....but not in a while.....
 

Whizzard

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@MongerTooMuch . No offense, but you frequently bring up the same subject. There are two camps on this site… message and h/e (singles hitter) or swinging for the fences. Each of us has a choice. Neither is right or wrong. If you’re conservative, you know where to go. Why do you keep bringing up the home run hitters? Are you jealous, always mentioning sti’s and/or places getting busted. If you’re not willing to swing and miss? Let it go man. Peace bro!
 

verylargesize

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I always say, to each their own.
But as a friend, always caution, think about how you feel after, if you're someone that feels guilty or worried after DFK/DATY with a "professional", maybe limit yourself. Keep the fluids going one way only ;). Just a suggestion. Enjoy the show, let them work for it.
 

smatera

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I always say, to each their own.
But as a friend, always caution, think about how you feel after, if you're someone that feels guilty or worried after DFK/DATY with a "professional", maybe limit yourself. Keep the fluids going one way only ;). Just a suggestion. Enjoy the show, let them work for it.
You cannot do mongering half-assed. Think about that during the next rimming.
 

markkennedy

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I'm fortunate enough to get the 1st appointment of the day. Otherwise.... No kissing and no daty. Don't get me wrong... I have in the past when I couldn't get the 1st appointment....but not in a while.....
Would be surprised maybe, that often in places, the "first appointment" is the "first one after the first one", i.e. many places there are fun and games before the store opens. Could even be third, who knows?

And look, for the OP, I get it, there's a place here in my town that is mostly HE only, and the girls there really do give a TM that would rival professional places where nothing happens. I go there once a week for more than a year since the moment she opened the store, and I go there specifically for this. Has other awesome shit happened there? Of course, YMMV chips work everywhere. But I go there for the massage, and stay for the HE. But there are other places that have no choice but to step it up. In my area, there is an arms race going on, places that were mostly HE and little OTC are now importing New Yock MMS and girls and going FS and then some. If there's three shops in town, and one you have to play a game to touch their leg and one she gets nude but doesn't do anything other than ask if you're going to do it yourself, and then one is FS with no haggling no discussion just go go go, well, the other two go out of business or change.

I understand some have this panic over disease or whatever else is the issue, but again, if you're not a moron, and you can tell the difference between a filthy place and a not filthy place and a filthy pussy and a not filthy pussy, it's not that hard to stay on the good side of it. I've been doing this all over the world since 1991, came up with nothing, not even once. Of course this is dice roll, but that's A LOT of dice rolls. I didn't start keeping track till 2001, but since then I count well over 2000 visits, some FS some not, most someplace in between. Lots of dice rolls. Play the game right and be smart and it's no problem. My wife is totally cool with the game but we have three basic rules that are unbendable, and the second one is "no diseases". She would divorce me and probably have me killed. Incentive da?

You do you, but judging others is gauche. I'm complexed when I expose metal cations to ammonia gas bubbling through an aqueous solution.
 

Poundher365

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For many years AMP's were a nice rub down and a HE, a nice enjoyable and safe time. Today, it seems like they have all become basically fast houses. Dudes by the dozens lining up for bbbj, rim jobs, and all too happy to talk about it. In addition, making out with DFK which truly amazes me after she just had her tongue planted up some guys ass. Does it taste good ? I'm just beyond amazed and complexed. Is this the norm now ? The risk of catching disease is off the charts, based on these reviews, if they are actually real reviews vs penthouse forums. Enlighten me if you feel so desired, thanks
Hey Man i totally understand why you are asking this, it is quite perplexing to me also but then again it is not, i honestly believe alot of this comes down to Money for the providers and who these guys really are off of this site, maybe its marital issues, maybe its loneliness, maybe they caught a disease they dont want to speak about which has completely eliminated their chance of finding a real chick in the dating scene so they say fuck it anything goes in the AMPS, they dont care about their body anymore and safety be damned because they are already at the point of no return anyway, who knows. At the end of the day this "hobby" is really an addiction, and addictions cannot easily be explained and they are complex. DFK'ing a woman who uses her tounge to scoop 1000's of intestines monthly makes no sense but sometimes people have that urge and it overtakes them. To each his own but this guy shouldn't be shamed for asking this question its valid and things really have changed drastically even over the past 3 years we just have to stay safe and, i know for me its HE only, i've had a close call with a FS place and it was enough of a warning to get me in line, plus i do well in the dating scene so it's not necessary anyway. Good Day and Stay Safe Gents!
 
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