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Is It A Turnoff When..

alwayshorny81

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The lady greets you in a seductive voice and acts all happy but when her coworker speaks to her behind the door your provider responds in a older sounding tone and harshly at that. Several times this has happened which made my Junior shrivel up and the lady I was with went back to her seductive voice and good for me but bad for her she had to suck it a few minutes more before I got at attention again. Full mast. Especially if they wear too much make up and it smears when you make them sweat.
 

ftse

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Dude. You’re asking for 5-star service at McDonald’s. You get what you pay for.

I’ll add to your list. What about touching their skin and feeling the recently dried sweat on their backs, the faint scent of cologne from they guy they fucked before you or the smell of mouth wash to remove the smell of either condom rubber or sweaty penis?

And it can’t be easy for them either. Guys coming in during their lunch breaks or after work. Ripe with BO, bad breath, sweaty balls and cheese dick.

It’s not like a K-AAMP where at least they offer you a shower and mouthwash. And the girls get a Chance to freshen up themselves.

You get what you pay for. Sometimes you hit the drive thru rather going in a sit down restaurant with a wait staff.

At least that’s how I see it.
 

Juanjr650

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The lady greets you in a seductive voice and acts all happy but when her coworker speaks to her behind the door your provider responds in a older sounding tone and harshly at that. Several times this has happened which made my Junior shrivel up and the lady I was with went back to her seductive voice and good for me but bad for her she had to suck it a few minutes more before I got at attention again. Full mast. Especially if they wear too much make up and it smears when you make them sweat.
When they are late and kick me out early automatic no repeat.
 

Jr76239

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When you go to a new location and the PO insist on not sending you the info until the exact time.
But because they love locations with shit reception you loose 7-10 minutes until you get in. And to top it off the PO is pissy with you like the reception issue is your fault.
 

alwayshorny81

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Dude. You’re asking for 5-star service at McDonald’s. You get what you pay for.

I’ll add to your list. What about touching their skin and feeling the recently dried sweat on their backs, the faint scent of cologne from they guy they fucked before you or the smell of mouth wash to remove the smell of either condom rubber or sweaty penis?

And it can’t be easy for them either. Guys coming in during their lunch breaks or after work. Ripe with BO, bad breath, sweaty balls and cheese dick.

It’s not like a K-AAMP where at least they offer you a shower and mouthwash. And the girls get a Chance to freshen up themselves.

You get what you pay for. Sometimes you hit the drive thru rather going in a sit down restaurant with a wait staff.

At least that’s how I see it.

So the way I see it I've been eating at McDonald's for too long regarding AMP when I should be at In N Out regarding K AAMPs. Should change my diet.
 

ftse

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So the way I see it I've been eating at McDonald's for too long regarding AMP when I should be at In N Out regarding K AAMPs. Should change my diet.
As I see it. Do whatever you want. It’s your time and money.

And why would you ask a bunch of faceless strangers where you should put your dick?
 

Malfunction

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The lady greets you in a seductive voice and acts all happy but when her coworker speaks to her behind the door your provider responds in a older sounding tone and harshly at that. Several times this has happened which made my Junior shrivel up and the lady I was with went back to her seductive voice and good for me but bad for her she had to suck it a few minutes more before I got at attention again. Full mast. Especially if they wear too much make up and it smears when you make them sweat.
Bro, that's not just providers. You simply got a glimpse into how females operate, FULL STOP
 

Malfunction

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Dude. You’re asking for 5-star service at McDonald’s. You get what you pay for.

I’ll add to your list. What about touching their skin and feeling the recently dried sweat on their backs, the faint scent of cologne from they guy they fucked before you or the smell of mouth wash to remove the smell of either condom rubber or sweaty penis?

And it can’t be easy for them either. Guys coming in during their lunch breaks or after work. Ripe with BO, bad breath, sweaty balls and cheese dick.

It’s not like a K-AAMP where at least they offer you a shower and mouthwash. And the girls get a Chance to freshen up themselves.

You get what you pay for. Sometimes you hit the drive thru rather going in a sit down restaurant with a wait staff.

At least that’s how I see it.
I fell we get MORE than what we pay for, in comparison to the competition. Man, those $220 days were something else lol
 

Malfunction

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What competition are you referring to? With FS being $160-200 and house fees $50-70, you're pretty much paying K-AAMP rates.
Maybe I misunderstood. I'm saying k-aamps are a great value. I guess you guys are referring to massage places, which I don't frequent.
 
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