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just woke up from a dream

firr

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i was a bus driver and the bus trip started at cal oceans parking lot . the first one on was crazy jen she was eating a salad chewing and slurping and grunting just like the way she used to eat my salad , behind her was mimi in that little black dress and no shoes on, like the way she would great me at the top of that long stairway . she pointed to her mouth and smiled just like she did after the flip , then michelle with her no english look then turning on you like when she would hump so hard she set the doorbell off one time . crossed over rt37 to star . the only one left was sandy , so smart , funny , clever wearing a santa hat one side said naughty the other side nice . her hat was like her sessions . we did the jug handle onto rt 9 first stop kings , out came dignified cici with her breasts turned up like two world war one cannons , then sleepy jeany with her bottle of rubbing oil , and followed by little baby yumi giggling and patting my ass like she did before the shower . next stop blue moon , kim got on topless with that rack swinging like two elephant trunks , made me think when she would put junior between them and slowly move , i would have to say slower please make last and she would whisper back make last . i pulled into euro spa and the girls on the bus started yelling no no korean chinese bus only so i kept going . the next stop new aroma joon getting on with her near perfect english and making me remember when that was rt only and a nasty old place . i asked her where blue was and she said already left so i asked if her name was really blew like she blew me or like the color ? next sunny days i was pounding on the horn and no one ever came out . but that was the way it was when i used to ring the bell . then orient didnt have to worry about guys in the gym because murphy the dick gov closed that also . oh yeah lele came out , no one could ever forget her , i didnt let any of the girls after her on the bus . we just kind of shut the door quick and got back on 9 . passed the bug museum and made a left to spa 1800 . bebe got on looks like she put on a few pounds no wonder i used to have trouble breathing sometimes , i only weigh 158 . after her that fortune teller one got on , what a wack job those sessions turned out to be , and i dont mean that kind of wack job , she had a crystal ball so i asked her what the future holds for us , she just shook her head side to side and said , no good . no good . made a left onto cross street and saw the future there . remember cross st therapy the first to go down along the long list of places to go . just a little old jewish man crying on the front porch . we started to pick up speed getting faster and faster i had my foot pressed so hard on the gas my leg was snapping the girls were screaming oh baby so strong oh yeah come on baby come on baby we were going faster and faster i thought my chest was exploding as they were now making up and down motions like they were giving hand jobs and yelling come baby come baby . then we went off the cliff the bus was going down , i was pulling up on the wheel as hard as i could but the bus just kept going down . i knew it was the end of spa life as i knew it . we hit the bottom and there was nothing but darkness and silence . no feeling or thoughts just calm darkness and silence . as i rolled over and took my last breath of air i realized that life as i had known and cherished was over forever .
the end
 

Looker1299

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#2
Alas the calm darkness and the end of all we know

But life will go on , the politicos are talking about the phased reopening and getting back to work

Soon.......
 

Matuch

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#3
Very nice and funny but you missed Fischer Blvd how about Sophie and Chubby Amie did they miss the bus. All kidding aside this whole virus thing seems like a nightmare I just want to wake up from and go back to normal
 

East Lake II

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Nice dream until you you got to the end. Let’s hope life as we know it isn’t gone forever. No doubt it will be different and take some effort to adjust. My dreams conjured from memories always include 515 and 1556. Gone for awhile but still alive in my memory.
 

ragingbull

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Jersey will never go back the way it was for a lot of business it’s game over they are telling you they will see at MAY 15 what the number will be the way I see between 3000 and 4000 people are getting infected. a month went by the numbers are going up not down so these closing of stores and social distances it’s not working. If next month the number are the same they will not open up then unfortunately my friends you will see a lot of people in the streets it will be a disaster. People will refuse to be home for the summer and no jobs . These is not a dream it’s a nightmare. To me the majority of these massages places they will never open up again . And if some of them will open you will never get the same service. unfortunately it’s the reality
 

Manted

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Jersey will never go back the way it was for a lot of business it’s game over they are telling you they will see at MAY 15 what the number will be the way I see between 3000 and 4000 people are getting infected. a month went by the numbers are going up not down so these closing of stores and social distances it’s not working. If next month the number are the same they will not open up then unfortunately my friends you will see a lot of people in the streets it will be a disaster. People will refuse to be home for the summer and no jobs . These is not a dream it’s a nightmare. To me the majority of these massages places they will never open up again . And if some of them will open you will never get the same service. unfortunately it’s the reality
The “Bull” is raging with negativity. Reality, not so sure but certainly negative thoughts
 

PickleRick

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It's only been a few weeks. Everyone needs to remain calm. Things will flatten out and subside. A vaccine will be created. Will people lose jobs. Yes. Will some businesses not come back. Yes. People need to be positive, don't listen to these doom and gloom guys. No one should listen to Ragingbull anyway. He is a moron.
 

Matching#s

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Messages: 346
Reviews: 10
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Jersey will never go back the way it was for a lot of business it’s game over they are telling you they will see at MAY 15 what the number will be the way I see between 3000 and 4000 people are getting infected. a month went by the numbers are going up not down so these closing of stores and social distances it’s not working. If next month the number are the same they will not open up then unfortunately my friends you will see a lot of people in the streets it will be a disaster. People will refuse to be home for the summer and no jobs . These is not a dream it’s a nightmare. To me the majority of these massages places they will never open up again . And if some of them will open you will never get the same service. unfortunately it’s the reality
You're a real "glass is half empty" kinda guy
 

Thumper

Some people call me a space cowbunny...
Messages: 686
Reviews: 24
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#10
First of all, you failed to mention that it was a Jay's Bus that you were driving.

Aside from that, I found myself channeling clips from Speed while reading your post. I still can't determine if you were Keanu or Sandra... But either way, I enjoyed your ending better lol.
 

Manted

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Messages: 395
Reviews: 23
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i was a bus driver and the bus trip started at cal oceans parking lot . the first one on was crazy jen she was eating a salad chewing and slurping and grunting just like the way she used to eat my salad , behind her was mimi in that little black dress and no shoes on, like the way she would great me at the top of that long stairway . she pointed to her mouth and smiled just like she did after the flip , then michelle with her no english look then turning on you like when she would hump so hard she set the doorbell off one time . crossed over rt37 to star . the only one left was sandy , so smart , funny , clever wearing a santa hat one side said naughty the other side nice . her hat was like her sessions . we did the jug handle onto rt 9 first stop kings , out came dignified cici with her breasts turned up like two world war one cannons , then sleepy jeany with her bottle of rubbing oil , and followed by little baby yumi giggling and patting my ass like she did before the shower . next stop blue moon , kim got on topless with that rack swinging like two elephant trunks , made me think when she would put junior between them and slowly move , i would have to say slower please make last and she would whisper back make last . i pulled into euro spa and the girls on the bus started yelling no no korean chinese bus only so i kept going . the next stop new aroma joon getting on with her near perfect english and making me remember when that was rt only and a nasty old place . i asked her where blue was and she said already left so i asked if her name was really blew like she blew me or like the color ? next sunny days i was pounding on the horn and no one ever came out . but that was the way it was when i used to ring the bell . then orient didnt have to worry about guys in the gym because murphy the dick gov closed that also . oh yeah lele came out , no one could ever forget her , i didnt let any of the girls after her on the bus . we just kind of shut the door quick and got back on 9 . passed the bug museum and made a left to spa 1800 . bebe got on looks like she put on a few pounds no wonder i used to have trouble breathing sometimes , i only weigh 158 . after her that fortune teller one got on , what a wack job those sessions turned out to be , and i dont mean that kind of wack job , she had a crystal ball so i asked her what the future holds for us , she just shook her head side to side and said , no good . no good . made a left onto cross street and saw the future there . remember cross st therapy the first to go down along the long list of places to go . just a little old jewish man crying on the front porch . we started to pick up speed getting faster and faster i had my foot pressed so hard on the gas my leg was snapping the girls were screaming oh baby so strong oh yeah come on baby come on baby we were going faster and faster i thought my chest was exploding as they were now making up and down motions like they were giving hand jobs and yelling come baby come baby . then we went off the cliff the bus was going down , i was pulling up on the wheel as hard as i could but the bus just kept going down . i knew it was the end of spa life as i knew it . we hit the bottom and there was nothing but darkness and silence . no feeling or thoughts just calm darkness and silence . as i rolled over and took my last breath of air i realized that life as i had known and cherished was over forever .
the end
Loved your dream. The key question is “When you woke up, did you have the solution in hand”?
 

East Lake II

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Jersey will never go back the way it was for a lot of business it’s game over they are telling you they will see at MAY 15 what the number will be the way I see between 3000 and 4000 people are getting infected. a month went by the numbers are going up not down so these closing of stores and social distances it’s not working. If next month the number are the same they will not open up then unfortunately my friends you will see a lot of people in the streets it will be a disaster. People will refuse to be home for the summer and no jobs . These is not a dream it’s a nightmare. To me the majority of these massages places they will never open up again . And if some of them will open you will never get the same service. unfortunately it’s the reality
It will take a little time. Be patient and accept the new reality, the new normal. Even with a new game there are always work arounds.
 
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