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Keeping the hobby from the wife...

OlderGuy77

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Now that just plain sucks and reinforces my belief that this country was far better off prior to the 1960s. And prior to 1920.

Also reinforces my thoughts on marriage as well...
The biggest fraud foisted on men was “no fault divorce”. In PA it was July 1 1980. You can accumulate a fine nest egg and your wife can wake up tomorrow walk out and demand half. It’s no different from a business partner demanding to sell the business to get his half. You will spend money to hold her to half. Nothing you can do about it. Before no-fault it was if you don’t like it then leave I’ll help you pack. Not No More. The courts still side with women despite all of the empowerment nonsense. If you squabbled while raising the kids then you become empty nesters you have a good chance of getting dumped if they nest egg is big enough. My X walked with 600K with zippo grounds. Good luck and “BELIEVE WOMEN” or plan ahead
 

bearfoot3

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Butt dialed to my wife, without realizing it, as session was starting. Was with an escort who spoke perfect English, unfortunately. The conversation, which she played for me, was going down a very friendly path. Fortunately it was muddled, so tough to figure out exactly what happened. I wasn't at a massage place, but pleaded to it as the best bad solution. I now do only amp's as they require no set up calls and turn my phone off or leave it in the car. My takeaway is Muphys law - whatever can go wrong here almost certainly will at some point.
 

Jakethesnake

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Butt dialed to my wife, without realizing it, as session was starting. Was with an escort who spoke perfect English, unfortunately. The conversation, which she played for me, was going down a very friendly path. Fortunately it was muddled, so tough to figure out exactly what happened. I wasn't at a massage place, but pleaded to it as the best bad solution. I now do only amp's as they require no set up calls and turn my phone off or leave it in the car. My takeaway is Muphys law - whatever can go wrong here almost certainly will at some point.
Wow I never even thought of something like that as a possibility. Thanks for the info-I think the phone is staying in the car from now on! Glad she believed you and was understanding enough to not kill you after your "HJ"
 

jasonmet0099

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Butt dialed to my wife, without realizing it, as session was starting. Was with an escort who spoke perfect English, unfortunately. The conversation, which she played for me, was going down a very friendly path. Fortunately it was muddled, so tough to figure out exactly what happened. I wasn't at a massage place, but pleaded to it as the best bad solution. I now do only amp's as they require no set up calls and turn my phone off or leave it in the car. My takeaway is Muphys law - whatever can go wrong here almost certainly will at some point.
“...which she played for me” - straight to voicemail!
 

Reachme.here091

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besides your phone tracking, you can also get speed or red light camera tagged in places where you have no business being, at times when you should be elsewhere. Not to mention car accidents, breakdowns, getting pulled over, or being a victim of a crime. All tough to explain.

Basically if you gonna monger, do it near places where you can reasonably explain being at, at times where it’s reasonable you’d be there at. That will limit your choices, but also keep you safe.
 

Reachme.here091

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And you will still periodically make stupid mistakes. For example the other day I waked into my regular strip club still wearing my work ID. Rookie move, considering I have been doing this a long time.

Another point. Don't piss off providers enough to go after you, or make anyone think you’re rich enough to blackmail. Reduces the risks having to explain that to your SO.
 

Jakethesnake

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besides your phone tracking, you can also get speed or red light camera tagged in places where you have no business being, at times when you should be elsewhere. Not to mention car accidents, breakdowns, getting pulled over, or being a victim of a crime. All tough to explain.

Basically if you gonna monger, do it near places where you can reasonably explain being at, at times where it’s reasonable you’d be there at. That will limit your choices, but also keep you safe.
This is tough because my favorite places are 35 minutes away and all the close places 1) routinely get busted 2)are too close for comfort Somebody might see.
 

Reachme.here091

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This is tough because my favorite places are 35 minutes away and all the close places 1) routinely get busted 2)are too close for comfort Somebody might see.
Not really. Look for spots close enough to your office where you can claim you are out to lunch. 10-15 drive is safe enough. Or next to a job site or a client site or a supplier site. You can always say you were on the way for (or coming back from) meeting/visit.

Basically have a backstory in mind every time you’re out.
 

Jakethesnake

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Not really. Look for spots close enough to your office where you can claim you are out to lunch. 10-15 drive is safe enough. Or next to a job site or a client site or a supplier site. You can always say you were on the way for (or coming back from) meeting/visit.

Basically have a backstory in mind every time you’re out.
Totally great advice. I wish I could go into detail but none of those ideas pertain to my situation. I'm going to get busted lol.
 

Reachme.here091

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Totally great advice. I wish I could go into detail but none of those ideas pertain to my situation. I'm going to get busted lol.
Look, just don’t get caught up in all of the excitement and stay focused.

One of the ways I learn and come up with ideas is to read these forums. Look for guys writing about what they do. Then think about if it’s useful in your case, even if small part is.

Read other stuff too. There are forums for strippers, forums for escorts, books on how to read body language. Etc.
 

Asianslayer

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And you will still periodically make stupid mistakes. For example the other day I waked into my regular strip club still wearing my work ID. Rookie move, considering I have been doing this a long time.

Another point. Don't piss off providers enough to go after you, or make anyone think you’re rich enough to blackmail. Reduces the risks having to explain that to your SO.


Hillarious,I caught a ez pass ticket going to staten island In her car...holy shit had to say I was looking for a car..lmao and paid ticket
 

Asianslayer

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A lot of these stories and possibilities are funny but true and can happen,but if I know I plan on going to creep somewhere,I usually make sure the wife gets hers first just in case you see a provider and your tank empty..hell some nights they both get lucky
 

flizard2

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Burner phone is worth every penny. Just need to keep it hidden somewhere safe and have a good story in case it is seen.
 

Drjon7

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I have a burner line on my phone. You can turn off the notifications and the ringer. You bury the icon in a folder.
(I tried to change the look
of the icon but no luck)
Have your phone lock
when it's turned off.
It's understood that
the other's phone is off limits,
which makes life much easier.

The key is to keep it simple, and as foolproof as possible.
It's easier to maintain that routine and not screw up.
Have an explanation for everything.
 
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