Go to Medellin Colombia go to hotel Medellin Plaza also known as the M or the Mansion they cater to first time travelers they speak English the girls are already there they’re not hired they just come and hang out at the pool and hang out in the club they’re super friendly and super safe do you have multilevel security in the safe in your room there’s a pool a bar it’s the only place like it in the city if you need help just contact me I’ll send you an email or something
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Medellin Colombia
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I'm vaguely, kinda-sorta, maybe, thinking about, retiring in Costa Rica, Colombia, Panama, or Dominican Republic. My 2-3 weeks per country upcoming trip isn't nearly long enough, but may guide me toward longer visits in 2023.
Everyone's different in what they're looking for in retirement but here's a start: Best Places to Retire in 2022: The Annual Global Retirement Index (internationalliving.com) Central and South America is certainly well represented.
I'm vaguely, kinda-sorta, maybe, thinking about, retiring in Costa Rica, Colombia, Panama, or Dominican Republic. My 2-3 weeks per country upcoming trip isn't nearly long enough, but may guide me toward longer visits in 2023.
Everyone's different in what they're looking for in retirement but here's a start: Best Places to Retire in 2022: The Annual Global Retirement Index (internationalliving.com) Central and South America is certainly well represented.
Just confirming this is the hotel? Home | Hotel M (hotelmedellinplaza.com)
You probably want to put a picture of yourself I mean you’ll get more attention like three or four pictures of you like fishing or on a boat or playing sports something cool like that do you wanna try to get their attention I’ve had Facebook for since the beginning and I only realize now how do use all the features in like the video storyline that’s where the girls advertise themselves every day I’m not kidding if I put a little video of me like five seconds just talking and waving I get 200 likes it’s a great system you get to see the girls before you meet him you see older pictures for many years and you know they’re probably not gonna rob you because you have their Facebook which has history if you get them from Tinder there’s a chance you can be drug that happened to a friend of mine I can fill you in on the dangers if you want but if you stay on the Gringo trail you have almost no chance of being in trouble especially if you stay at that hotel
I recommend you spend a few months renting in a country before you decide to move there Medellin Colombia has a lot of those people who work on computers from remote locations they go there because they can rent a penthouse for like 1500 and rent out the rooms and live for free or you can live for $20 a day
I stayed in an apartment I mean it was adorable it had two bedrooms that had sliding windows and you could see the entire city and it had a nice kitchen with an island and a spiral staircase that went down to the lower loft. Medellin Colombia is life-changing it’s an addiction if you like women there was so so many women between 18 and 30 and not even close to enough men there’s so much competition I mean there’s a culture that was started before we even went there by the Columbian males when you go out with a girl and you have sex with her you give her money you buy her things you pay her bills or whatever if you’ve ever dated a Colombian girl you know she is like that men equal money it’s just the way it is.
It’s not something dirty so don’t try to figure it out and the girls I picked up they want to 200,000 pesos that’s $50 at the current exchange rate it’s going to be much lower because they elected that leftist president he’s like a socialist they’re worried he’s going to turn the country into Venezuela he stopped drilling oil on lands so he’s following that liberal agenda and it made the currency crash which made a dollar stronger I literally came off the airplane and got 7% off everything because it crashed so much .
it’s a world-class city there’s so much to do there’s so many little bars and clubs and cafés I’m not kidding if you’re like a chubby Indian kid that works in Walmart you’re a supermodel in Medellin you will have your choice of women but if you have a game in your good luck and especially if you have blonde hair hair blue eyes and you’re tall you have the pick of the litter you can get regular girls it takes a little more work I’d rather just pay them and bring them right to the hotel. If you speak Spanish then you’re even more of a supermodel the problem is nobody speaks English the people in that hotel do what the people out in the hotels the clubs everywhere it’s a failed English speaking program they don’t teach in school like they do in some countries if they did their tourism would skyrocket even without it there’s so many more Americans living there they complain that the Americans are ruining it but they’re just spreading out and there’s so much more to explore .
I will warn you there’s a culture of robbing people for their cell phones you could be walking down the street and two guys on a motorcycle will point a gun at you just give them your cell phone they sell a $1300 iPhone for $80 and it’s worth risking their life because $300 is the minimum wage in Columbia that’s per month so if you work in the mall or you work in the gym you’re making $300 a month most peoples rent is 250 so if you have two people that’s 600 you could make a small living but if you’re sexy and you’re 18 to 25 you go out with three gringos in a week you’ll make that $300 in a week or 2 . There’s also something about them drugging people if you need a girl on tinder once in a while one of them will wait for an opportunity and put scopolamine in your drink or ketamine you will fall asleep she will steal your stuff it happened to a friend of mine we have a Facebook group that teaches everybody the dangers and we help them we track down the girls and report them to the police it’s still like New York City was in the 60s like the mafia is strong and they are in control of a lot of the bars and clubs the government has learn to live in harmony with the mafia they have certain rules to coexist there’s also drug cartels the Pablo Escobar cartel is still alive it’s the Oficina of Envigado that’s where I stayed on my last trip in a town it’s a beautiful safe middle-class area with a dog park in a café next-door . If you need any more info let me know. You can email me at tyroneshoelaces1@hotmail.com
I stayed in an apartment I mean it was adorable it had two bedrooms that had sliding windows and you could see the entire city and it had a nice kitchen with an island and a spiral staircase that went down to the lower loft. Medellin Colombia is life-changing it’s an addiction if you like women there was so so many women between 18 and 30 and not even close to enough men there’s so much competition I mean there’s a culture that was started before we even went there by the Columbian males when you go out with a girl and you have sex with her you give her money you buy her things you pay her bills or whatever if you’ve ever dated a Colombian girl you know she is like that men equal money it’s just the way it is.
It’s not something dirty so don’t try to figure it out and the girls I picked up they want to 200,000 pesos that’s $50 at the current exchange rate it’s going to be much lower because they elected that leftist president he’s like a socialist they’re worried he’s going to turn the country into Venezuela he stopped drilling oil on lands so he’s following that liberal agenda and it made the currency crash which made a dollar stronger I literally came off the airplane and got 7% off everything because it crashed so much .
it’s a world-class city there’s so much to do there’s so many little bars and clubs and cafés I’m not kidding if you’re like a chubby Indian kid that works in Walmart you’re a supermodel in Medellin you will have your choice of women but if you have a game in your good luck and especially if you have blonde hair hair blue eyes and you’re tall you have the pick of the litter you can get regular girls it takes a little more work I’d rather just pay them and bring them right to the hotel. If you speak Spanish then you’re even more of a supermodel the problem is nobody speaks English the people in that hotel do what the people out in the hotels the clubs everywhere it’s a failed English speaking program they don’t teach in school like they do in some countries if they did their tourism would skyrocket even without it there’s so many more Americans living there they complain that the Americans are ruining it but they’re just spreading out and there’s so much more to explore .
I will warn you there’s a culture of robbing people for their cell phones you could be walking down the street and two guys on a motorcycle will point a gun at you just give them your cell phone they sell a $1300 iPhone for $80 and it’s worth risking their life because $300 is the minimum wage in Columbia that’s per month so if you work in the mall or you work in the gym you’re making $300 a month most peoples rent is 250 so if you have two people that’s 600 you could make a small living but if you’re sexy and you’re 18 to 25 you go out with three gringos in a week you’ll make that $300 in a week or 2 . There’s also something about them drugging people if you need a girl on tinder once in a while one of them will wait for an opportunity and put scopolamine in your drink or ketamine you will fall asleep she will steal your stuff it happened to a friend of mine we have a Facebook group that teaches everybody the dangers and we help them we track down the girls and report them to the police it’s still like New York City was in the 60s like the mafia is strong and they are in control of a lot of the bars and clubs the government has learn to live in harmony with the mafia they have certain rules to coexist there’s also drug cartels the Pablo Escobar cartel is still alive it’s the Oficina of Envigado that’s where I stayed on my last trip in a town it’s a beautiful safe middle-class area with a dog park in a café next-door . If you need any more info let me know. You can email me at tyroneshoelaces1@hotmail.com
A friend of mine has a friend who married a woman from Colombia, got divorced yers later, but stayed in touch with his father in law in Colombia and used to visit 4-5 times a year. Always had 10 women from which to choose and had a blast. I've never been, but want to go one day. I heard San Andres is beautiful. It sounds like a paradise and a dream.
And I just watched Narcos on Netflix.
And I just watched Narcos on Netflix.
There’s an update on my journey I just booked the Columbian dentist Smiles international they’re going to do 20 crowns two bridges a four unit implant supported bridge and four implants for 15,000 to give you an idea of what a savings that is one implant here is 6500 in Columbia it’s 1500 with a zarconium crowne,
This means I will be returning many times a year.
in the meanwhile Daniela and Jackie the 2 -19 yr olds have decided that we are a permanent trio they called it poliamor I guess that kind of means polygamy in Spanish but a three-way love triangle they love to kiss each other as much as I love to kiss them they are excellent performers I could not believe when they walked in the door I was blown away I couldn’t believe it was happening every time I go to Columbia I have a once in a lifetime experience that happens every single time. The three of us just completely let loose for at least five hours I couldn’t believe it I do it a little bump of a drug they have there it’s called Tussi it’s this pink shit that all the girls sniff I think I think it’s like MDMA and ketamine but if you do a tiny bit there’s no side effects there’s no addiction and it wears off in 20 minutes but I can tell you they turned me into a porn star. Imagine being in your 50s and completely destroying two beautiful 19 year old girls in bed to the point they were telling me to stop. So now the three of us are in love and I bought them Yankee hats in New York City and I’m gonna buy them Adidas tracksuits Jackie lives with the father of her kids so we don’t wanna upset that relationship so she’s going to have to sneak out but Daniela texts me all day and all night long sending me cute little videos I almost believe she really likes me it’s possible but I really don’t care if she does as long as we keep playing the game
Daniela has a sad story when she was 16 years old she had her second child with her boyfriend well he ended up getting killed after the baby was born what happened was you have heard about the armed conflicts and gorillas in the countryside of Columbia like Farc and ELN well the government pays mercenary‘s money for every militant rebel body that they provide there is a bounty on them. When you give that type of opportunity to sociopaths they take advantage of it what they do is they lure poor or homeless people from the city into the countryside with a promise of work and when they get there they put the uniforms on them and kill them and sell the bodies to the government the name of the people that do it is called “Falso positivos” The false positives. The evil in Columbia is insidious evil it’s planned and coordinated like a corporation because it’s done mainly by the mafia. It’s a sad story but she was kind enough to share it with me and she hasn’t had a boyfriend since she started going with foreigners about a year ago her friend showed her how to do it she made a Facebook page and she added all the foreigners and they just text her and invite her to the hotel and she charges them 200,000 pesos which is about $50 it’s not even enough to get me out of the house into my car but they do it . She’s 19 and she lives alone with her two kids and when she hast to go out she drops her kids off at the mothers it’s kind of weird because she’s playing boyfriend girlfriend with me but she disappears all the time to go have sex with old men in el Poblado I know I could never have any type of relationship with her because I live in a different country I’m old enough to be her father and she’s a prostitute but it’s fun playing the game.
There’s a lot of things she hasn’t done because she’s so young I bought her a schoolgirl outfit off Amazon she always wanted one and she bought some of her own outfits just for me she didn’t even ask me to pay for them.
me her and Jackie are going to go on an overnight we are renting a cabin by the lake near an area where there’s this giant rock you climb there’s a stairway carved in it look it up on YouTube. El Guatape and then in the winter we’re going to Cartahena I’m gonna rent an apartment for three days and we’re gonna live like rock stars the three of us it’s a pretty weird experience having two girlfriends one on the left and one on the right but it’s gonna be a lot of fun I’m enjoying this after living in a Loveless sexless marriage for seven years I have a lot of catching up to do I’ll keep you posted .
This means I will be returning many times a year.
in the meanwhile Daniela and Jackie the 2 -19 yr olds have decided that we are a permanent trio they called it poliamor I guess that kind of means polygamy in Spanish but a three-way love triangle they love to kiss each other as much as I love to kiss them they are excellent performers I could not believe when they walked in the door I was blown away I couldn’t believe it was happening every time I go to Columbia I have a once in a lifetime experience that happens every single time. The three of us just completely let loose for at least five hours I couldn’t believe it I do it a little bump of a drug they have there it’s called Tussi it’s this pink shit that all the girls sniff I think I think it’s like MDMA and ketamine but if you do a tiny bit there’s no side effects there’s no addiction and it wears off in 20 minutes but I can tell you they turned me into a porn star. Imagine being in your 50s and completely destroying two beautiful 19 year old girls in bed to the point they were telling me to stop. So now the three of us are in love and I bought them Yankee hats in New York City and I’m gonna buy them Adidas tracksuits Jackie lives with the father of her kids so we don’t wanna upset that relationship so she’s going to have to sneak out but Daniela texts me all day and all night long sending me cute little videos I almost believe she really likes me it’s possible but I really don’t care if she does as long as we keep playing the game
Daniela has a sad story when she was 16 years old she had her second child with her boyfriend well he ended up getting killed after the baby was born what happened was you have heard about the armed conflicts and gorillas in the countryside of Columbia like Farc and ELN well the government pays mercenary‘s money for every militant rebel body that they provide there is a bounty on them. When you give that type of opportunity to sociopaths they take advantage of it what they do is they lure poor or homeless people from the city into the countryside with a promise of work and when they get there they put the uniforms on them and kill them and sell the bodies to the government the name of the people that do it is called “Falso positivos” The false positives. The evil in Columbia is insidious evil it’s planned and coordinated like a corporation because it’s done mainly by the mafia. It’s a sad story but she was kind enough to share it with me and she hasn’t had a boyfriend since she started going with foreigners about a year ago her friend showed her how to do it she made a Facebook page and she added all the foreigners and they just text her and invite her to the hotel and she charges them 200,000 pesos which is about $50 it’s not even enough to get me out of the house into my car but they do it . She’s 19 and she lives alone with her two kids and when she hast to go out she drops her kids off at the mothers it’s kind of weird because she’s playing boyfriend girlfriend with me but she disappears all the time to go have sex with old men in el Poblado I know I could never have any type of relationship with her because I live in a different country I’m old enough to be her father and she’s a prostitute but it’s fun playing the game.
There’s a lot of things she hasn’t done because she’s so young I bought her a schoolgirl outfit off Amazon she always wanted one and she bought some of her own outfits just for me she didn’t even ask me to pay for them.
me her and Jackie are going to go on an overnight we are renting a cabin by the lake near an area where there’s this giant rock you climb there’s a stairway carved in it look it up on YouTube. El Guatape and then in the winter we’re going to Cartahena I’m gonna rent an apartment for three days and we’re gonna live like rock stars the three of us it’s a pretty weird experience having two girlfriends one on the left and one on the right but it’s gonna be a lot of fun I’m enjoying this after living in a Loveless sexless marriage for seven years I have a lot of catching up to do I’ll keep you posted .
