Moving to Philly

[luidgif]

as the title states I'm moving to Philly - Fishtown/east Kensington area - any recs in the area? driving is a pain so wondering if there are any in walking distance to the neighborhoods stated. PM me if you do not want to post it on the public forum

 

[kantuchdis]

you will be Ubering

 

[Wayne1250]

Find a better place to move to.

 

[ajax]

You can take the L to EPM or any spa in Chinatown.

 

[Wayne1250]

Just don't get mugged.

 

[kantuchdis]

That area is flooded with mindless female millenials still spending daddys money on an apartment that lets her be near the zillion bars in that area so she can "work from home" and day drink.

If you get a sleeve tattoo, stop washing your hair and wear a 70's cartoon character t-shirt you won't need an AMP - you'll get all of the blue haired, nose ringed, tatted waifs you can handle, and they will pick up the tab.

 

[luidgif]

That area is flooded with mindless female millenials still spending daddys money on an apartment that lets her be near the zillion bars in that area so she can "work from home" and day drink.

If you get a sleeve tattoo, stop washing your hair and wear a 70's cartoon character t-shirt you won't need an AMP - you'll get all of the blue haired, nose ringed, tatted waifs you can handle, and they will pick up the tab.

Might go with this plan instead then haha

 

[Nonymous]

That area is flooded with mindless female millenials still spending daddys money on an apartment that lets her be near the zillion bars in that area so she can "work from home" and day drink.

If you get a sleeve tattoo, stop washing your hair and wear a 70's cartoon character t-shirt you won't need an AMP - you'll get all of the blue haired, nose ringed, tatted waifs you can handle, and they will pick up the tab.

He speaks the truth.

 

[PorterD]

That area is flooded with mindless female millenials still spending daddys money on an apartment that lets her be near the zillion bars in that area so she can "work from home" and day drink.

If you get a sleeve tattoo, stop washing your hair and wear a 70's cartoon character t-shirt you won't need an AMP - you'll get all of the blue haired, nose ringed, tatted waifs you can handle, and they will pick up the tab.

Lmao! You nailed reality so perfectly

 

[imonboard]

Race street is where you will spend all your time ! That’s it

 

[248Lancer]

That area is flooded with mindless female millenials still spending daddys money on an apartment that lets her be near the zillion bars in that area so she can "work from home" and day drink.

If you get a sleeve tattoo, stop washing your hair and wear a 70's cartoon character t-shirt you won't need an AMP - you'll get all of the blue haired, nose ringed, tatted waifs you can handle, and they will pick up the tab.

The price will be a bleeding ear either about how Harry Potter changed their life, or hearing the word "adulting" multiple times during the conversation, because none of them have a clue how to grow up. They're too busy being "unique individuals". Don't forget the treats for their ankle-biter.

 

[kantuchdis]

Be prepared to hear the words "actually" and "literally" used in a thousand versions of saying nothing, and it will be said ack-chew-ooooly....

 

[DrHappy88]

Be prepared to hear the words "actually" and "literally" used in a thousand versions of saying nothing, and it will be said ack-chew-ooooly....

Don't forget about drinking the "wooder" and watching the "Iggles" on Sundays.

 

[kantuchdis]

Ackchewoooly, that's more authentic Philly rather than empty head, nose ringed, self absorbed Y Gens who migrated here from bumfuck USA when they applied to Temple, Penn and Drexel and decided to stay.

 

[1234wewe4321]

Find a better place to move to.

Without a doubt