I don’t want to be a hypocrite and submit a review for credit when I have little actual info to add, after all my complaining about the 98/6 copycat reviews. But I did go because I love me some cheap trampy grannies. So I might as well report.
I subjected myself to the door grope as I heard someone coming down the apartment stairs. They took me in and I got a quick glance at the plain clothes manager and 3 senior trollops in dollar store nighties and high heel slippers. I was excited!
My girl started strong in the room, taking my Benjamin and immediately stripping and jumping my bones like the porn scenario with the tight horny housewife and the hot pool guy (at least the age difference was about right, my chubby middle age to her sagging Golden Years)...
But then, right when I thought I found my special place, she hit me with the hard sell. $100 more for another girl.
“I just want you.”
“Then give just me another 100!”
I hate negotiating. She already had me all hot for her flabby bod. (Oh yeah, all this ones surgery was facial by the way. Gave her a weird yet charming speech impediment on top of her cute Korean accent.)
Gave her 60 in good faith and to shut her up before I lost wood in the condom. For $160 total got 20 more minutes speeding through her complete script, all three positions and “you cock so big so make me cum, you cum now.“
As she rushed me getting my socks on, she asked me when I was coming back. Told her straight up, “$200 gets me a full hour including table shower with 40-something year old youngsters near my office. You had me all turned on earlier but I just can’t justify returning.” Blank stare probably meant I was way past the fast house vocabulary she was trained in.
Left feeling like a big sucker and vowing not to blow any more money this pay cycle. But guess I can’t find my holy grail without a few failed pit stops along the way....