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Review: 890 spa.....again....again

dgjdfgckg

Watched Rambo too many times
Messages: 56
Reviews: 3
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#5
Stopped by this afternoon and was very disappointed. I'm not a fan of Mika's "Oh baby, fuck baby" shtick so I went on a day she had mentioned not working (Friday). Got buzzed in by someone 50+ who I think was Chinese. Got suspicious that this was not merely Management and cut back to a half hour. No such luck; my min and max ages girls at this place are officially double. 20 minutes of solid massage and then some weird salt shaker technique with equally desiccated response where it counts. She offered half a bare asscheek to touch which didn't do much so I had to go back 10+ years into the memory file to that time I fucked my boss a few weeks after starting the job.

After the hot towel I started getting dressed and she came back saying I still had 5 min. I chuckled and paid in cash. On the way out I saw Jessica without her wig in the girls' sleeping room. There must have been another Chinese girl in there outside my field of view since I was either gossiped about for my tip or shortened stay. There was a little bit of slang involved.

And that fucking Chariots of Fire music every time...
 

Sanbanfole

Registered Member
Messages: 196
Reviews: 2
Joined
#7
890, tranquility, magic hands,
5th all same owner,all helping lift nice Chinese ladies out of poverty,
and draining our pockets. For this kind of service the price is too high. Don’t be afraid to negotiate with these ladies.
We both have worth. Can’t we all show a little restraint from frequenting this place so they get the message.Remember they need us. Without us they are back to
Minimum wage.
 

doofu77

Review Contributor
Messages: 2,318
Reviews: 41
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#8
890, tranquility, magic hands,
5th all same owner,all helping lift nice Chinese ladies out of poverty,
and draining our pockets. For this kind of service the price is too high. Don’t be afraid to negotiate with these ladies.
We both have worth. Can’t we all show a little restraint from frequenting this place so they get the message.Remember they need us. Without us they are back to
Minimum wage.
Your 1st sentence says it all. The owner runs most of the AMPS in the Park slope to Brooklyn Heights area. You try going to a different AMP only to find out its owned by the same person lol. I guess mongers in that area are willing to drop the extra 20 bucks rather than going to Manhattan or southern brooklyn. People in that area can afford it. But if you guys don't live there than none of these places are worth visiting imo.
 

RickeyRomance

Too blessed to be stressed
Messages: 911
Reviews: 22
Joined
#10
Stopped by this afternoon and was very disappointed. I'm not a fan of Mika's "Oh baby, fuck baby" shtick so I went on a day she had mentioned not working (Friday). Got buzzed in by someone 50+ who I think was Chinese. Got suspicious that this was not merely Management and cut back to a half hour. No such luck; my min and max ages girls at this place are officially double. 20 minutes of solid massage and then some weird salt shaker technique with equally desiccated response where it counts. She offered half a bare asscheek to touch which didn't do much so I had to go back 10+ years into the memory file to that time I fucked my boss a few weeks after starting the job.

After the hot towel I started getting dressed and she came back saying I still had 5 min. I chuckled and paid in cash. On the way out I saw Jessica without her wig in the girls' sleeping room. There must have been another Chinese girl in there outside my field of view since I was either gossiped about for my tip or shortened stay. There was a little bit of slang involved.

And that fucking Chariots of Fire music every time...
The four or five times that I've been with a provider and had to mentally go to a happier, sexier place meant that I'd never go back there. We're paying THEM to be the fantasy or else what's the use? We can just go home and jerk off for free if we need to close our eyes and remember something that's actually arousing. A waste of her time and your money. Sorry for that experience but thanks for the review, man.
 
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