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Review: Anna on Cottman

DwightSchrute

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Title: Review: Anna on Cottman
Date: Oct 6, 2023
Phone: 2673678029
City: Philadelphia
State: Pa
Location: Cottman ave
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) $200, $20 tip
Nationality: Chinese
Age Estimate: 40-45
Physical Description: 5’3”? Early 40s, ugly feet, decent full size C cups. Long black hair, nice trimmed downstairs.

Recommendation: Yes
 

Comicbook Guy

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Is nobody complaining about these girls pissing, spitting and hocking up lugies? This happened to me at Smile Spa and it totally is NOT something I want to see or hear! For years I've been mongering and all of the sudden these last few months this has become the norm? The showers are already a petri dish without them using it as a toilet.
 

automatic_tiger

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Is nobody complaining about these girls pissing, spitting and hocking up lugies? This happened to me at Smile Spa and it totally is NOT something I want to see or hear! For years I've been mongering and all of the sudden these last few months this has become the norm? The showers are already a petri dish without them using it as a toilet.
Damn, missed that part about the squat and go!
That is definitely low class and is not something you want to see. The way drains are set up, that stuff will sit in the trap and the place will start smelling like a pussycat litterbox.
Almost all providers will pee (and hopefully do a tabo rinse) before starting a session, and I think that makes sense. No one wants to bump with a full bladder.
The hocking and coughing and spitting is pretty common, undoubtedly from the girls scarfing up a few pubes in the course of their duties. A much better remedy would be to drink a glass or two of water to wash it down; but then they'd need to pee again...
That does detract from the experience because it makes you think of them smokin' some previous guy's hairy pole - not the image you wanna carry into a session.
That said, they really classy ladies don't do any of this raunchy stuff because they know the impressions it gives.
 

Waterboy

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One time I was on the table shower, post flip, and another girl walked in to do a little maintenance. I was very familiar with both, so I (half) jokingly asked the second to stay. They both laughed a little bit, but it was very pleasant having 4 hands on my sudsy body. I was not prepared it, so that's as far as it went, although both said it would be alright if I came back to settle up. They trusted me. Needless to say, I was kicking myself the whole drive home for not taking them up on the offer. I know this is totally off topic but I don't give a fuck. WB OUT.
 

DirkMigler

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One time I was on the table shower, post flip, and another girl walked in to do a little maintenance. I was very familiar with both, so I (half) jokingly asked the second to stay. They both laughed a little bit, but it was very pleasant having 4 hands on my sudsy body. I was not prepared it, so that's as far as it went, although both said it would be alright if I came back to settle up. They trusted me. Needless to say, I was kicking myself the whole drive home for not taking them up on the offer. I know this is totally off topic but I don't give a fuck. WB OUT.
Had a similar experience this summer. Was on the receiving end of a life altering job during TS and a coworker comes in and start sudsing-up next me and says "have you thought about two"? I damned near fell out of "position" while reaching and grabbing... and yes, they showed me to the promise land that day.
 
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