Title: Review: Didn't Get The Name at 98 Body Work (Complete waste of time)
Date: Jan 9, 2019
Phone: (347) 506-5182
City: East Elmhurst
State: NY
Address: 98-09 Astoria Blvd.
Activities: None (Bait & Switch Alert)
Age Estimate: 60
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: A very poor man's Golden Girls
Summary: So I'm checking city guide and I see an ad for a spa on Astoria Blvd. that specifically says that they have a beautiful Indian or Latina on staff. Ok, cool. Rare....but cool. I take the extremely rare step of calling ahead to confirm that they had this ethnicity in stock and we agree on a time. I drive over, get to the location which is located on the 2nd floor. Hit the buzzer and an annoyed-looking Asian woman who looked to be in her late 50s and wearing a wrinkled bathrobe says 'ok....you come on'.
I cautiously go forward, thinking that this is the MMS and I say 'I called about the Latina.......Latina?'. She says 'No....no.....Latin here....I give massage....you come on.'
I do something that I've only done once before in 20 years of mongering. I turn around and walk right out.
Not only did she lie about the presence of that ethnicity, she looked to be someone's great grandmother wearing a bathrobe and support hose. Was this a joke? Do guys really see those photos online only to get there and see THAT and still stick around? I think we've all been a victim of bait-and-switch photos but the assumption is that they're protecting their identity but you're getting something in the range of comparable quality. The ad showed a 2018 Mercedes-Benz and what opened the door was a 1978 Datsun hatchback with 500,000 miles.
Recommendation: No
Date: Jan 9, 2019
Phone: (347) 506-5182
City: East Elmhurst
State: NY
Address: 98-09 Astoria Blvd.
Activities: None (Bait & Switch Alert)
Age Estimate: 60
Nationality: Chinese
Physical Description: A very poor man's Golden Girls
Summary: So I'm checking city guide and I see an ad for a spa on Astoria Blvd. that specifically says that they have a beautiful Indian or Latina on staff. Ok, cool. Rare....but cool. I take the extremely rare step of calling ahead to confirm that they had this ethnicity in stock and we agree on a time. I drive over, get to the location which is located on the 2nd floor. Hit the buzzer and an annoyed-looking Asian woman who looked to be in her late 50s and wearing a wrinkled bathrobe says 'ok....you come on'.
I cautiously go forward, thinking that this is the MMS and I say 'I called about the Latina.......Latina?'. She says 'No....no.....Latin here....I give massage....you come on.'
I do something that I've only done once before in 20 years of mongering. I turn around and walk right out.
Not only did she lie about the presence of that ethnicity, she looked to be someone's great grandmother wearing a bathrobe and support hose. Was this a joke? Do guys really see those photos online only to get there and see THAT and still stick around? I think we've all been a victim of bait-and-switch photos but the assumption is that they're protecting their identity but you're getting something in the range of comparable quality. The ad showed a 2018 Mercedes-Benz and what opened the door was a 1978 Datsun hatchback with 500,000 miles.
Recommendation: No
