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Review: Euphoric Bodywork
- Thread starter Njdevilsfan
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Ever see a commercial for a fast food joint, and they show this burger... plump, juicy...…. and you just want to tear that thing up it looks so dadgum good... and even though you've had it before and regretted in afterwards, it looks so good right in front of you that your stomach has a boner and you just KNOW it's gonna be different this time? and so you go, all excited, you can hardly wait, and then you have it in your grubby little fingers, and you chomp it down, and then afterwards your stomach feels kinda goofy, and you feel like a dumbass because you fell for that shit again?
It's kinda like that.
Ava's a nice gal with an awesome body...... I like her, I really do.... but she does not enjoy what she does, and she doesn't HAVE to, but she SHOULD PRETEND that she does for the sake of whoever threw the money down.
Now I'm a bit of a scientist - I do RESEARCH goddamit, and I've come to the conclusion that Ave may as well be in the middle of a root canal when she's with a client. And I cant blame her, but it doesn't make for such a fun time.
Every once in a while, a man succumbs to the burger that he sees on tv, only to be left sitting on the bowl afterwards, with enough toilet paper in his hand to clog the widest pipes, and feeling like he just bought 10 bucks of oregano at a bodega.
Not the end of the world, but a lousy investment.
It's kinda like that.
Ava's a nice gal with an awesome body...... I like her, I really do.... but she does not enjoy what she does, and she doesn't HAVE to, but she SHOULD PRETEND that she does for the sake of whoever threw the money down.
Now I'm a bit of a scientist - I do RESEARCH goddamit, and I've come to the conclusion that Ave may as well be in the middle of a root canal when she's with a client. And I cant blame her, but it doesn't make for such a fun time.
Every once in a while, a man succumbs to the burger that he sees on tv, only to be left sitting on the bowl afterwards, with enough toilet paper in his hand to clog the widest pipes, and feeling like he just bought 10 bucks of oregano at a bodega.
Not the end of the world, but a lousy investment.
......that could be why she's may have added a new dimension to her sessions,......she indicated an offering of light domination.
Here's a lift from another board:
(>:I am just getting started with light domination i need some of you savages to get me get started. Come kiss my feet massage me, if you lucky ill let...:<)
Here's a lift from another board:
(>:I am just getting started with light domination i need some of you savages to get me get started. Come kiss my feet massage me, if you lucky ill let...:<)
Interesting.... although simply adding "kissing her feet" into the equation hardly sweetens the deal from my perspective.
The thing is, no matter what, she's going to have clients for a while provided she continues to look the way she does. Hell, I've been back a few times, and I know what I'm getting or not getting."Light Domination" may just be an excuse to increase the fee.
She texted me one night and offered fs on the menu, but i was tied up and couldn't meet up. Not sure if she meant it. And if she did, she may have been just as lifeless as she is with a tug.
Helluva nice bird, though. I like her. But you're going to get more enjoyment out of rubbing one out to her later on when you get home than you are when you're in the thick of the game.
Again, I classify her as fast food. It's awful enjoyable for a few seconds, but afterwards you just feel like you couldve made a better decision.
Now If she let me check HER oil during a tug, and THAT would be something!
The thing is, no matter what, she's going to have clients for a while provided she continues to look the way she does. Hell, I've been back a few times, and I know what I'm getting or not getting."Light Domination" may just be an excuse to increase the fee.
She texted me one night and offered fs on the menu, but i was tied up and couldn't meet up. Not sure if she meant it. And if she did, she may have been just as lifeless as she is with a tug.
Helluva nice bird, though. I like her. But you're going to get more enjoyment out of rubbing one out to her later on when you get home than you are when you're in the thick of the game.
Again, I classify her as fast food. It's awful enjoyable for a few seconds, but afterwards you just feel like you couldve made a better decision.
Now If she let me check HER oil during a tug, and THAT would be something!
I saw Ava/Janet a few times each year from 2014 - 2017. At that time she went by Janet. I do not seek FS sessions. First time I went massage was weak but we had some decent conversation. Next time I went, I told I her I just got done with exercising and really want a good massage. She took up my request and actually gave a great full-body rub down and subsequent visits after were also very good massages as she seemed to take some pride in her work. I did not ever haggle her about extras which she seemed to appreciate. I am also somewhat local to her so we had some good back and forth talks. She has texted me a few times asking where I have been. I keep saying maybe I will stop again soon. To me she is a decent change of scenery from AMP's. If see you her without the expectations of a lot of extras, your visit should be OK.
Fair assessment,
She's not awful. I normally don't seek FS sessions myself, and as I stated, I LIKE her. I wouldn't say I'd never go back. If your looking for a standard r&t, it's ok, but I always regretted it. Not to the point where I couldnt sleep at night, more like, "probably should've gone somewhere where i could at least go exploring for a bit.
She's a robot, a very nice, pretty hot robot, but still a robot.
She's not awful. I normally don't seek FS sessions myself, and as I stated, I LIKE her. I wouldn't say I'd never go back. If your looking for a standard r&t, it's ok, but I always regretted it. Not to the point where I couldnt sleep at night, more like, "probably should've gone somewhere where i could at least go exploring for a bit.
She's a robot, a very nice, pretty hot robot, but still a robot.
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