Review: Evergreen 309

[ASIANFUNTIME]

Jesus you complain a lot. Just go to the damn place. It's the best spa in the suburbs. Want us to drive you there? Maybe hold your hand as you go in

Wow man you are hysterical! I can't stop laughing.

You come on to a public forum, whose purpose is to tell a description of the girl and your experience and for whatever reason you're such a knucklehead you didn't do that.

And then you get an attitude about it, LOL it's absolutely hysterical when teeny tiny brains can't understand simple things.

the name of the girl a description of the girl and just a little tiny piece of what you experienced is what makes up a review. A description of the girl and her name really is mandatory, and some guys have certain things they like or don't like, like gilfs or milfs or young or tall or busty or??? We know none of that because you gave no information.

it's really not that complicated. I tried to write it for you as simply as I can. You may have to read it 20 or 30 times to understand it, but that's what's required for a good review.

I'm sorry for whatever learning disability you have that you can't comprehend that. just keep reading it over again very slowly out loud and you'll get it eventually.

I truly feel bad for people that have such a learning disability although I have found that where there is arrogance, 100 times out of 100 arrogance will always always lead to stupidity.

Like I said, read it over and over again very s-l-o-w-l-y and eventually you'll learn how to write a good review.

What you wrote sucks donkey shit.

 

[Venoodles]

Wow man you are hysterical! I can't stop laughing.

You come on to a public forum, whose purpose is to tell a description of the girl and your experience and for whatever reason you're such a knucklehead you didn't do that.

And then you get an attitude about it, LOL it's absolutely hysterical when teeny tiny brains can't understand simple things.

the name of the girl a description of the girl and just a little tiny piece of what you experienced is what makes up a review. A description of the girl and her name really is mandatory, and some guys have certain things they like or don't like, like gilfs or milfs or young or tall or busty or??? We know none of that because you gave no information.

it's really not that complicated. I tried to write it for you as simply as I can. You may have to read it 20 or 30 times to understand it, but that's what's required for a good review.

I'm sorry for whatever learning disability you have that you can't comprehend that. just keep reading it over again very slowly out loud and you'll get it eventually.

I truly feel bad for people that have such a learning disability although I have found that where there is arrogance, 100 times out of 100 arrogance will always always lead to stupidity.

Like I said, read it over and over again very s-l-o-w-l-y and eventually you'll learn how to write a good review.

What you wrote sucks donkey shit.

You are the only one complaining. Not here to write an exotic novel and to get you off. Her name is in the reply below mine. And I guess a 10/10 for looks isn't good enough? She's hot bro. Get off your high horse.

 

[Waterboy]

Wow man you are hysterical! I can't stop laughing.

You come on to a public forum, whose purpose is to tell a description of the girl and your experience and for whatever reason you're such a knucklehead you didn't do that.

And then you get an attitude about it, LOL it's absolutely hysterical when teeny tiny brains can't understand simple things.

the name of the girl a description of the girl and just a little tiny piece of what you experienced is what makes up a review. A description of the girl and her name really is mandatory, and some guys have certain things they like or don't like, like gilfs or milfs or young or tall or busty or??? We know none of that because you gave no information.

it's really not that complicated. I tried to write it for you as simply as I can. You may have to read it 20 or 30 times to understand it, but that's what's required for a good review.

I'm sorry for whatever learning disability you have that you can't comprehend that. just keep reading it over again very slowly out loud and you'll get it eventually.

I truly feel bad for people that have such a learning disability although I have found that where there is arrogance, 100 times out of 100 arrogance will always always lead to stupidity.

Like I said, read it over and over again very s-l-o-w-l-y and eventually you'll learn how to write a good review.

What you wrote sucks donkey shit.

I know who he saw and what she's like because I've read other current reviews and am aware of the current line up at 309 and who they've been when they worked elsewhere. Which is included in the review.
Do a little bit of research it's not that difficult.
Or do you need to be spoon fed?

 

[ASIANFUNTIME]

I forgot that some of the Allentown guys think they're in the cool clique and they're too cool to just say it.

Like everyone else does in every other review.

I know a place where you can... you know who I'm talking about

 

[JM1968]

I know who he saw and what she's like because I've read other current reviews and am aware of the current line up at 309 and who they've been when they worked elsewhere. Which is included in the review.
Do a little bit of research it's not that difficult.
Or do you need to be spoon fed?

Thought you guys were going to respect her wishes and not talk about her on here?? That didn't last long.

 

[Phillyboy21551]

Yeah, I would guess HH

 

[Spa1123]

I can understand both sides on this fracas. (Too bad it degenerated to insult level so quickly.) The OP was trying to be informative without risking damage to the provider. @ASIANFUNTIME wanted more physical description, something I, too, find lacking in many reviews.

In this case, "slim, but curvy in the right places" was plenty good enough info for body type, IMO, so I fault @ASIANFUNTIME for not being satisfied by that. But what about her face? I'm with @ASIANFUNTIME in thinking "Physical Description" should include something about whether the provider is gorgeous, pretty, cute, plain, or worse. If not in "Physical Description", then in Private Details.

 

[Waterboy]

A physical description is one thing, height, weight, size, eye color, etc. are all objective traits that can be expressed. But a woman's "beauty" is subjective. And as they say, it is more than skin deep.
Just my 2 cents. Take it or leave it.

 

[TheEnjoyer]

What was the damage?

 

[Venoodles]

What was the damage?

70 house. The usual for tip

 

[Spa1123]

A physical description is one thing, height, weight, size, eye color, etc. are all objective traits that can be expressed. But a woman's "beauty" is subjective. And as they say, it is more than skin deep.
Just my 2 cents. Take it or leave it.

That's a cop out, IMO. We would all agree to some degree on who is pretty and who is not so pretty. And even if beauty is as subjective as you maintain, then I'd still want to hear your subjective opinion of whether the provider is a stunner or nothing special to look at.

 

[Venoodles]

This thread should be closed down. It's all a bunch of nonsense now. There's more than enough info here for somebody to make a decision to get there jollys off

 

[Ellocohombre]

Yea well AFT should go back and reread his physical description of Mocha in his review"busty" before commenting on someone else's review. Tired of the guys that give very little bit bitch a lot.

 

[Ellocohombre]

Or how about Lisa, " cute face, nice body, D cup". But yet wants to know everything about the women we meet. People in glass houses should not throw stones.

 

[oldhorndog53]

That's a cop out, IMO. We would all agree to some degree on who is pretty and who is not so pretty. And even if beauty is as subjective as you maintain, then I'd still want to hear your subjective opinion of whether the provider is a stunner or nothing special to look at.

Isn't, "She's a 10 in my book. Looks and personality." a subjective enough opinion for you?

 

[Spa1123]

Isn't, "She's a 10 in my book. Looks and personality." a subjective enough opinion for you?

That's good info, but it was not in the review. Your "I love her look, especially those exotic eyes, and that curvy body." was also helpful. My criticism which I thought was pretty light, was of the initial review itself.

 

[Spa1123]

Yea well AFT should go back and reread his physical description of Mocha in his review"busty" before commenting on someone else's review. Tired of the guys that give very little bit bitch a lot.

Heh heh, did you go back and check my reviews, too? I wouldn't blame you if you did. In fact, I checked them myself before posting the criticism to be sure I wasn't being a hypocrite. I think I DID manage to put something about the provider's attractiveness in each of my reviews.

 

[kgmspa]

The girl I find the most beautiful girl in the world another man may not see it. It is why she is who she is and you are who you are.

 

[Ellocohombre]

Heh heh, did you go back and check my reviews, too? I wouldn't blame you if you did. In fact, I checked them myself before posting the criticism to be sure I wasn't being a hypocrite. I think I DID manage to put something about the provider's attractiveness in each of my reviews.

Hey the two guys that bitched had 8 reviews between them I'm over 9 months. Like I said Silver Platter, and take but don't give.
So let's keep it at that and not hijack a thread about such a beautiful woman. Start a new thread on Private Forum. That way only those that contribute can actually comment and read it.

 

[robertnweaver]

I liked lilly well enough, not a knockout but enthusiasm and a good squeeze go a long way in my book