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Review: Gisella

Retired032824

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Your physical appearence , attitude , and how youre dressed affect sessions. You slobs get asked for money upfront , that happens to me 10% of the time. I make above average money and I dress like it.

One of my friends is a 6'7 millionaire with a bodybuilder physique , and looks like he should be in the NBA. He constantly gets girls wanting to bbfs him. Pornstars , models , SA girls, independents , civilians, the works. He straps up because hes married.

If you are fat and old youre not getting action like that. I include a few details about myself because everything in this hobby is ymmv. A balding old white guy (average monger) is not going to have the same experience as me. I already get enough people commenting on my reviews saying theyre fake.
I’m neither fat , nor bald nor broke , run my own company. Life is life - planned obsolescence

The only opponent I couldn’t beat was age

Chuck Norris

All that aside I had a 10x better time with Mary Asian Velvet for way less than Gisella .
 

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I’m neither fat , nor bald nor broke , run my own company. Life is life - planned obsolescence

The only opponent I couldn’t beat was age

Chuck Norris

All that aside I had a 10x better time with Mary Asian Velvet for way less than Gisella .
They around the same age too.
 

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Your physical appearence , attitude , and how youre dressed affect sessions. You slobs get asked for money upfront , that happens to me 10% of the time. I make above average money and I dress like it.

One of my friends is a 6'7 millionaire with a bodybuilder physique , and looks like he should be in the NBA. He constantly gets girls wanting to bbfs him. Pornstars , models , SA girls, independents , civilians, the works. He straps up because hes married.

If you are fat and old youre not getting action like that. I include a few details about myself because everything in this hobby is ymmv. A balding old white guy (average monger) is not going to have the same experience as me. I already get enough people commenting on my reviews saying theyre fake.
Agreed everything is ymmv. Fat old and White and Balding smh. Cold world. Be that as it may. Some guys don't wanna put in the effort hence rhem seeing prostitutes. Top tier prostitutes turn on the performance for everyone. At her price point she should definitely be on that type of time.
 

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Your physical appearence , attitude , and how youre dressed affect sessions. You slobs get asked for money upfront , that happens to me 10% of the time. I make above average money and I dress like it.

One of my friends is a 6'7 millionaire with a bodybuilder physique , and looks like he should be in the NBA. He constantly gets girls wanting to bbfs him. Pornstars , models , SA girls, independents , civilians, the works. He straps up because hes married.

If you are fat and old youre not getting action like that. I include a few details about myself because everything in this hobby is ymmv. A balding old white guy (average monger) is not going to have the same experience as me. I already get enough people commenting on my reviews saying theyre fake.
I'm doing just fine, thanks. Lol

If a monger is fat/old/gross/cheap it's common sense they won't get the same service as a young handsome fit guy. We don't need to read 500 words on how hard OP was to get that. That part's for you, not for us. To me, it's interesting that you want to spend so much time talking about your physique and describing your climax in detail to an audience of mostly straight men.

For me, I prefer reviews that are largely just the facts and don't read like letters to penthouse
 

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I'm doing just fine, thanks. Lol

If a monger is fat/old/gross/cheap it's common sense they won't get the same service as a young handsome fit guy. We don't need to read 500 words on how hard OP was to get that. That part's for you, not for us. To me, it's interesting that you want to spend so much time talking about your physique and describing your climax in detail to an audience of mostly straight men.

For me, I prefer reviews that are largely just the facts and don't read like letters to penthouse
I agree with the penthouse commentary - however - the basic reason a man pays for a provider is that he is all of the above old, bald heavy. A professional provider treats every man like gold - it’s a repeat business - you’re not dating her - it’s a business arrangement - clearly if the author possessed all these stud like characteristics- he wouldn’t need to pay for it or even be on this platform - which let’s face it is for guys who can’t get what they want for free
 

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I agree with the penthouse commentary - however - the basic reason a man pays for a provider is that he is all of the above old, bald heavy. A professional provider treats every man like gold - it’s a repeat business - you’re not dating her - it’s a business arrangement - clearly if the author possessed all these stud like characteristics- he wouldn’t need to pay for it or even be on this platform - which let’s face it is for guys who can’t get what they want for free
Actually, I don't find this true at all. I don't fit the monger stereotype physically, financially, or in pretty much any other way.

I think this might have been true 30-40 years ago, but there are many other reasons why somebody might pay for companionship these days. It could be a busy schedule and inability to maintain a serious relationship. It could be access to woman who might otherwise culturally or socially be off limits. It could be because there is an appeal to making some of these interactions transactional. It could be because somebody has extra money and time on their hands.

If OP is really the ripped playboy he claims, he probably has no problems dating but it's likely still a tough putt to get an asian spinner in bed and acting like a pornstar within minutes outside of this transactional world.

The completely separate point I was making is that it's just odd to come on here and see reviews that are more about the monger than the woman. Like I said, some posters just seem to enjoy talking about themselves.
 

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I think this might have been true 30-40 years ago, but there are many other reasons why somebody might pay for companionship these days. It could be a busy schedule and inability to maintain a serious relationship. It could be access to woman who might otherwise culturally or socially be off limits. It could be because there is an appeal to making some of these interactions transactional. It could be because somebody has extra money and time on their hands.

If OP is really the ripped playboy he claims, he probably has no problems dating but it's likely still a tough putt to get an asian spinner in bed and acting like a pornstar within minutes outside of this transactional world.

Bingo. That's it in a nutshell. And I'm not ripped. I have the same physique as michangelo's david. Hugh jackman in days of future past was ripped aka shredded.
 

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I had to choose my business or my girlfriend. I chose the business. Its bigger than my individual desire. My mom is a widow and needs money. She deserves to retire.
 

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Actually, I don't find this true at all. I don't fit the monger stereotype physically, financially, or in pretty much any other way.

I think this might have been true 30-40 years ago, but there are many other reasons why somebody might pay for companionship these days. It could be a busy schedule and inability to maintain a serious relationship. It could be access to woman who might otherwise culturally or socially be off limits. It could be because there is an appeal to making some of these interactions transactional. It could be because somebody has extra money and time on their hands.

If OP is really the ripped playboy he claims, he probably has no problems dating but it's likely still a tough putt to get an asian spinner in bed and acting like a pornstar within minutes outside of this transactional world.

The completely separate point I was making is that it's just odd to come on here and see reviews that are more about the monger than the woman. Like I said, some posters just seem to enjoy talking about themselves.
I may elaborate from time to time after composing or reading a review , but it always gets back to the review .

I don’t puff myself up ad nauseam. In life I’ve learned that tough guys don’t talk about how tough they are , and dudes with big dicks never brag - they just don’t have to , if you get my drift
 

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Actually, I don't find this true at all. I don't fit the monger stereotype physically, financially, or in pretty much any other way.

I think this might have been true 30-40 years ago, but there are many other reasons why somebody might pay for companionship these days. It could be a busy schedule and inability to maintain a serious relationship. It could be access to woman who might otherwise culturally or socially be off limits. It could be because there is an appeal to making some of these interactions transactional. It could be because somebody has extra money and time on their hands.
Definitely very true on all
these points. Maybe 10-15 years ago this hobby was extremely popular with the Finance Bros crowd, I'm sure it still is but that was time when I was more directly involved with that crowed. Back then though you had all manor of men, from some 80 y/o millionaires to the 20 something Analysts getting in on things, and many of the young guys were just over worked pulling 80+ hours a week. Many former College athletes but they had zero time to try and pick up girls or date. So this was perfect for them.

I don't get to see other hobbyists the way I did back then, but I have noticed a huge upswell of younger guys on the boards with the rise on the whole manosphere thing. Those in that world seem to promote the hobby as a viable activity for self care.
 

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At last some sense. I take a recovery peptide that takes you deeper into the sleep/recovery mode, and one that is specific to injuries. I snapped my achilles on July 27th, surgery 5 days later, kept on TRT and started on a known recovery peptide (is in process of being banned - cause it works!) Pharm's hate it when other shit works. Anyway this is my second achilles in 3 years, the recovery, strenght, range of movement is night and day. I was 64 yesterday, these girls think I am mid 40's. Been fit all my life but now the confidence is ridiculous. This hobby is expensive and physical, I can pound like im 28, my heart is in great shape. and I can monger everyday, I have to stop myself. So why be fat,overweight, unhealthy if your doing this? I walk my two dogs in the evening by a well known university and I get hit on once twice a week! Keep posting Rigandine!
 

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At last some sense. I take a recovery peptide that takes you deeper into the sleep/recovery mode, and one that is specific to injuries. I snapped my achilles on July 27th, surgery 5 days later, kept on TRT and started on a known recovery peptide (is in process of being banned - cause it works!) Pharm's hate it when other shit works. Anyway this is my second achilles in 3 years, the recovery, strenght, range of movement is night and day. I was 64 yesterday, these girls think I am mid 40's. Been fit all my life but now the confidence is ridiculous. This hobby is expensive and physical, I can pound like im 28, my heart is in great shape. and I can monger everyday, I have to stop myself. So why be fat,overweight, unhealthy if your doing this? I walk my two dogs in the evening by a well known university and I get hit on once twice a week! Keep posting Riga diner!
Good to know Clark Kent . My accountant under a specialist’s supervision was doing all this BS,. He dropped dead at 63,, the autopsy revealed this to be the singular cause. End if story - turns out the fountain of youth is the shortcut to death. No replay requires please
 

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I'll let you know how it goes, as I have said before very limited useage, NO STEROIDS and blood work. In fact did a blood dump last week on the back of blood work 1 pint, didnt work out for few days, feel good. Everyones different right, sad to hear about your accountant, I have no answers. Why you have to start with the name calling & preaching is child like. Grow up, get a dick & pm if you want to discuss further. I'm all ears.
 

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Good to know Clark Kent . My accountant under a specialist’s supervision was doing all this BS,. He dropped dead at 63,, the autopsy revealed this to be the singular cause. End if story - turns out the fountain of youth is the shortcut to death. No replay requires please

You do not die directly from overdose of steroids and peptides , tertiary side effects from being overdosed for too long is what kills you. If you are not dialed in with horomone panels your red blood cell count will skyrocket. Increased RBC = high blood pressure from thickened blood which overtime will result in problems like , enlarged heart , enlarged left ventricle , bad cholesterol profile ect.

Bodybuilders overdose on this stuff for years sometimes decades before dying.

In the words of Bodybulding Champion Dorian Yates (overdosed for years and is still alive) "Any drug that you can overdose for years before seeing permanent negative side effects is a very mild drug. If you overdose on Asprin within hours it will eat through your stomach lining , cause an ulcer and you will bleed to death in your sleep. It will be the last headache you ever have"

Hoddle and I are talking about therapeutic anti aging doses which when done properly will return your test levels to where you were at when you were 18. You did not suffer from negative cardiac sides from puberty and its unlikely you will get negative sides from returning to that serum level of test in your body. On the rare occasion it does result in negative sides your endocrinologist will lower the dose until your blood panel tests give healthy readings. You have to be out of range as an older man for months to get close to real negative side effects. Regular horomone panels will detect this quickly. Whoever you know that died was overdosed and either had a bad endocrinologist or was overdosing himself which is foolish and quite common
 

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Interesting topic for a whore board . But this thread has alot of views so it is stimulating content and has not degenerated into shitposting which is a positive thing
 
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