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Review: Great Time with Yuko at 38 Mate

Woodguy

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They really are perfectly formed and a sight to behold. I expect with sessions she’ll get friskier although this time she was tops!
If you think Yoko has nice boobs, and you like boobs with some man made work that still look natural and also with huge nips, then see Apple.
If you insist on soft naturals, then stick with Yoko.
 

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Yoko is one of my ATFs.
Glad you had a good session with her.
I agree that she doesn't look that old, and she is not a mom as far as I know.
And her boobs are in my top 3 of all time in terms of large boobs
Ok, ok. When you start ranking boobs, ya know I gotta weigh in. The people need a ruling!

Yoko does have a great set, no argument there. And I had a great time with her and agree she's somewhat underrated. But given what a slut you are, top 3 all time? Really? That's pushing it. I dont think I can justify putting her in my top 10. OTOH she IS comfortably in my top 20.

But, let's narrow it down some. Let's limit this category to all natural, on a FS Asian girl, who isnt "thick" (so we're excluding Natasha and other girls in her mold) and actually has a waist, and who gives decent service. THEN, I can accept reasoned arguments that she is #3, though I'd probably put her in the #5 - #7 range myself. Just this year, Arie and Love (the one I reviewed at P31 that I know you also saw at 3838) have been available, and are clear #1 and #2 in that category. Recently, I'd probably rank PH Molly and Isabella, as well as at least 2-3 long gone girls not worth naming anymore, ahead of Yoko. I'd add PH Stella and former Sally's Sherie to that same tier. But it's close, so it's not outlandish to give Yoko the edge among that chase pack. I think you give her boobs extra points because you like her! Which is fine - she's very likable. But if we're properly dehumanizing the girls and breaking them up into their component parts, ya gotta do it right! No sentimentality allowed.

Also, she is a MILF type, if not literally a mother. But emphasis on the ILF part! My guess is mid 40s, passing for mid 30s.
 

Woodguy

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Ok, ok. When you start ranking boobs, ya know I gotta weigh in. The people need a ruling!

Yoko does have a great set, no argument there. And I had a great time with her and agree she's somewhat underrated. But given what a slut you are, top 3 all time? Really? That's pushing it. I dont think I can justify putting her in my top 10. OTOH she IS comfortably in my top 20.

But, let's narrow it down some. Let's limit this category to all natural, on a FS Asian girl, who isnt "thick" (so we're excluding Natasha and other girls in her mold) and actually has a waist, and who gives decent service. THEN, I can accept reasoned arguments that she is #3, though I'd probably put her in the #5 - #7 range myself. Just this year, Arie and Love (the one I reviewed at P31 that I know you also saw at 3838) have been available, and are clear #1 and #2 in that category. Recently, I'd probably rank PH Molly and Isabella, as well as at least 2-3 long gone girls not worth naming anymore, ahead of Yoko. I'd add PH Stella and former Sally's Sherie to that same tier. But it's close, so it's not outlandish to give Yoko the edge among that chase pack. I think you give her boobs extra points because you like her! Which is fine - she's very likable. But if we're properly dehumanizing the girls and breaking them up into their component parts, ya gotta do it right! No sentimentality allowed.

Also, she is a MILF type, if not literally a mother. But emphasis on the ILF part! My guess is mid 40s, passing for mid 30s.
You are absolutely right.
Not top 3.
Top 10 for me, but I have a thing for her, LOL
 

BrettKavanaugh

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Not that anyone really cares, but this got me thinking. I'm anal (and had a free 10 minutes) so I went through my list. Including manmades, fatties, 1 non-fs girl, and 1 mean girl I hated, it turns out Yoko's correct rack ranking to date is #23. Which is kinda amazing to me because she really does have fantastic tits. Maybe the life's savings I've poured into this hobby hasn't been a total waste after all. :)

That'll be a nice slideshow on my deathbed.
 

Woodguy

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Not that anyone really cares, but this got me thinking. I'm anal (and had a free 10 minutes) so I went through my list. Including manmades, fatties, 1 non-fs girl, and 1 mean girl I hated, it turns out Yoko's correct rack ranking to date is #23. Which is kinda amazing to me because she really does have fantastic tits. Maybe the life's savings I've poured into this hobby hasn't been a total waste after all. :)

That'll be a nice slideshow on my deathbed.
Is #23 her rank among all bit boob girls, or just the subset of naturals?
 

BrettKavanaugh

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On my first pass I put her at #18. But I was guilty of letting other factors creep in. Just boobs in isolation I have to promote her over a gaggle of PH girls with great boobs, nice faces and consistent service. (Saw Apple twice, 1st time she was great, 2nd time kinda average).
 

BrettKavanaugh

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@Centin, Nice review dude!

Hahaha... Man, I love when a post turns into serious boob analysis! YES!!! :LOL::ROFLMAO:

@BrettKavanaugh... How many busty beauties do you actually have on your Rack Ratings List??? Sounds like it's pretty extensive! (y)
37

Wait, no, just came up with another one, so I'm up to 38
who were at least large Cs. Might come up with a few more. This would be since 2014 or so, but I think all but 2 or 3 have been available at some point in the past 2 years, and I think all 38 would be known by some of you. In a previous life there would be dozens more, but I barely remember any of their names, and even if I did it would be of no value to anyone here.
 
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