Review: Happy Helen

[ranger]

She's has a pretty face, terrific personality and skills that are both off the chart and far from typical. She's easily worth the fee she charges. A big +1 to the detailed review by taurean2003.

 

[Gentle Jim]

Well after reading all entries here I have concluded that you will get more bang for your buck at the AMPs , and you can go incognito! I will not shell out $350 for the rather corpulent Finnish lady. I would say she is too heavy for the light work , and too light for the heavy work!

 

[Mello365]

Wait... if she admits to being 50, then wow... always add something to any estimation.

And regardless- a heavy woman in her 50s costs $350? At that point, just go back home to the wife lol!

Seriously though... to each his own but... wow....

 

[Porkchop]

Glad to see others realize this.
$350 for a 50+ fat woman who doesn’t provide fs,
Are guys really this desperate or gullible?

 

[Mello365]

Glad to see others realize this.
$350 for a 50+ fat woman who doesn’t provide fs,
Are guys really this desperate or gullible?

I guess there are guys who pay by the pound...

 

[taurean2003]

Different strokes for different folks. I enjoy women of most shapes, sizes, nationalities, and fetishes, so I guess that puts me in the minority? generally my tastes do not lean towards BBBW, I would not hesitate to see Helen again.

 

[Porkchop]

I guess there are guys who pay by the pound...

Lmaooooof

 

[Porkchop]

Different strokes for different folks. I enjoy women of most shapes, sizes, nationalities, and fetishes, so I guess that puts me in the minority? generally my tastes do not lean towards BBBW, I would not hesitate to see Helen again.

Nothing wrong with different strokes etc. I appreciate woman with a couple extra lbs. What I can’t understand is $350 and no FS?
Please someone tell me what I’m missing here?
The wine she provides is that good?

 

[Slimm]

Talk about beating a dead horse. He's happy with what he got for the price he paid. Who gives a flying fuck if anyone understands it or not. Move on already. If it was funny at one point, it sure isn't anymore.

 

[Njgent]

I've seen Helen twice several years ago. She is a bit larger than I usually prefer, but her skills were top notch and all holes were open for me.

 

[wamulover]

Talk about beating a dead horse. He's happy with what he got for the price he paid. Who gives a flying fuck if anyone understands it or not. Move on already. If it was funny at one point, it sure isn't anymore.

This. Everything is worth exactly what people are willing to pay for it.

This lady wouldn't still be doing what she does if enough people weren't willing to pay her rates and submit to her screening process.

Is it for me? Probably not. But neither is a big ass Latina and most of you love that shit.

 

[downtown]

great review. So,what did yo have in common besides transactional sex?

 

[ranger]

Glad to see others realize this.
$350 for a 50+ fat woman who doesn’t provide fs,
Are guys really this desperate or gullible?

Where did you get the idea she does not provide FS? ALL holes are quite certainly open (although I guess YMMV). And in my view she is curvy but not BBW. You just might find her other services are even more enjoyable than FS.