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Review: Hawaii - Mia

Slickster

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Title: Review: Hawaii - Mia
Date: Jul 28, 2023
Phone: 201-952-6666
City: Edgewater
State: NJ
Location: River road Next to sushi restaurant off rt 5

House Fee and Tip (if applicable): 60+100
Age Estimate: Early 40s
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Dirty blonde/brunette, fake c’s, fake ass (looks beachballs), fit, pretty

Recommendation: Yes
 

Toostrong69

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Title: Review: Hawaii - Mia
Date: Jul 28, 2023
Phone: 201-952-6666
City: Edgewater
State: NJ
Location: River road Next to sushi restaurant off rt 5

House Fee and Tip (if applicable): 60+100
Age Estimate: Early 40s
Nationality: Latina
Physical Description: Dirty blonde/brunette, fake c’s, fake ass (looks beachballs), fit, pretty

Recommendation: Yes
You pooped bro?! On the floor? Lol!!!
 

NikeBBaller

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Since my Aqua days are behind me - I’ve gotta ask, what’s worse - waiting in the car with the engine running or going inside and waiting? Think either situation would have me going with trying another day but if the hype was real and worth a wait, crammed like Queen Spa or comfortable areas inside?
 

asianjohndoe

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Since my Aqua days are behind me - I’ve gotta ask, what’s worse - waiting in the car with the engine running or going inside and waiting? Think either situation would have me going with trying another day but if the hype was real and worth a wait, crammed like Queen Spa or comfortable areas inside?
its worse in hawaii but you just go in like you don't care. there was like 20 people in the parking lot young group too after they ate sushi and I just go in to hawaii like im about to eat some sushi.
 

NikeBBaller

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its worse in hawaii but you just go in like you don't care. there was like 20 people in the parking lot young group too after they ate sushi and I just go in to hawaii like im about to eat some sushi.
Thank-you for the feedback and insight - I was ‘this’ close to making Hawaii work this past Wednesday night and even after calling asking if I needed an appointment and told ‘No, just come in,’ I pulled up and saw the lot packed with dudes in their cars and a random guy walking in - my trip to ‘Hawaii’ remains slightly delayed and upset I couldn’t even see what MIA is all about - better luck next time, I suppose. Safe weekend mongering boys.
 

NikeBBaller

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if you decide to go in the inside isn't too bad they have "dividers" like public urinals in waiting room so you don't see other mongers unless you stand up lol
Whew - thank-you! Feels like it can be all calm and dandy unless it’s peak hours like Fridays and Saturdays where Penn Station is more spacious. Having dividers at least gives you a little sense of comfort but man, that’s still pretty wild all things considered with it getting ‘that’ busy - despite most reviews being ‘meh’ it seems like you can’t beat the prices (hi, Aqua) and location if you’re in Bergen County especially.
 

MrPumpinFists

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I might have to just go inside on an intentionally busy Saturday just to see the dividers. Does sound pretty funny.
yeah kind of makes me realize that waiting in a car isnt so bad. I once went to Reiki in bridgewater. Booked an appointment for 1 pm and when I got there the madam said the girl was busy but i could wait in a room. I then could hear the girl I made an appointment for getting railed by another client. After he finished she only took 30 seconds to freshen up and came into my room to start the session. Major buzzkill and havent been back since.
 

NikeBBaller

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yeah kind of makes me realize that waiting in a car isnt so bad. I once went to Reiki in bridgewater. Booked an appointment for 1 pm and when I got there the madam said the girl was busy but i could wait in a room. I then could hear the girl I made an appointment for getting railed by another client. After he finished she only took 30 seconds to freshen up and came into my room to start the session. Major buzzkill and havent been back since.
If I had the wall space, I would honestly print and frame - I know exactly what you mean. Remember going to Queen Spa and this is when Yo-Yo was quickly getting crowned the GOAT and was told, 'She'll be ready in just a few minutes baby.' With the space and yeah, the lack of wall padding, I liked the idea of not hearing what the client ahead of me would be experiencing. We all know but we don't need the evidence at the end of the day. Well said.
 
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