Thanks for a real review! The other result turning up from search was a rhapsodic shillscript review from icenote.
A note to all the bait & switchers: you don't do the business any favors. I've got a bad taste from being duped last week, and when I thought about booking a sesh this week, I thought, "why bother, when there's such a strong likelihood of a disappointment? I'll jerk it or go to a 'spa'."
Of course, this hobby comes with some BS wading. But when you raise false expectations, you poison the well.