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Review: Healing Hands

Mr.chan

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charliebrown

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I will never understand the "walk of shame" comments. In your travels yesterday can you tell me one person you looked at walking into or out of any business? Can you remember passing any business other than a Wawa? No one cares who you are or where you are going or coming from.
I beg to differ Scubatoo!!! I can detect a hot looking girl from a very far distance even when I am traveling at high speeds. It is almost like I have a sophisticated honing system for pussy. Here is the deal, if I have a talent for seeing pussy under the most stressing conditions, is it possible a woman has this same ability? Shit, I have watched them drive down a highway applying makeup with one hand while texting with the other. I can imagine them picking up my sexy physique from a mile away!

Only kidding, the only people who see you walking into a spa is the guy who wants to walk into the spa but changes his mind once he sees you blocking the front door.
 

KittyHawk

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I beg to differ Scubatoo!!! I can detect a hot looking girl from a very far distance even when I am traveling at high speeds. It is almost like I have a sophisticated honing system for pussy. Here is the deal, if I have a talent for seeing pussy under the most stressing conditions, is it possible a woman has this same ability? Shit, I have watched them drive down a highway applying makeup with one hand while texting with the other. I can imagine them picking up my sexy physique from a mile away!

Only kidding, the only people who see you walking into a spa is the guy who wants to walk into the spa but changes his mind once he sees you blocking the front door.
I do believe they have a sixth sense of some kind. Every time I watch the hottie sitting next to me at a traffic light she will turn and catch me staring. It never seems to fail.
 

scubatoo

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When I was a teen, there was a paddle-like sign that you could hold up to show to the car next to you. Back then, lewd and obscene were nothing to worry about. I see they still have something like it, minus the lewd and obscene.



Think of all the possibilities for the Asian beauties.... "Do you allow roaming with HJ", "Is FS available?", "suckie-suckie, fuckie fuckie", "What spa do you work in?", "I'm coming to Flushing next week to see you" , "I think I love you", "@charliebrown's direct cell phone number is xxx-555-1212"etc. But if you are an equal-beauty observer, make some up for your range of women.
 

kantuchdis

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I always catch young and mature hotties staring my way at red lights. Most of the time I ignore them and it makes them wonder why I don't acknowledge with a look or a smile. Makes them want me more. Been my move for ages, even in meetings, parties, grocery stores, restaurants. Smoke shows are so accustomed to being fawned over and checked out, they wonder why I'm not acting like every other swinging dick. Makes them nuts.

"Walk of Shame" - totally understand this from the perspective of someone could possibly know you, and see you, and wonder hmmm, what's Kanty doing outside that massage parlor? Then 4 months later at the swell neighbor's party, a half crocked busy body say's Hey, didn't I see you outside the massage parlor a little while ago? Yep, it was you, I even saw your car in the parking lot!
 

iceguy

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LOL....just tell the busy body you were looking for the gun store and were asking directions, or better yet, the brazillian steakhouse up the road, and accidentally ended up at the asian steakhouse.....
 

kantuchdis

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LOL....just tell the busy body you were looking for the gun store and were asking directions, or better yet, the brazillian steakhouse up the road, and accidentally ended up at the asian steakhouse.....
Yep. maybe that will work. But just the fact you are conjuring a "story" meets the criteria for a guilt
 
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